Smaldgian culture

You know you're a Smaldgian if...

This is an overview of Smaldgian culture.

Arts

There are regular shows in open spaces, often at beaches or around the fire, where people sing, dance, play instruments and generally have fun. These are often started impromptu and people just join in when they feel like it. There's no point going if you don't participate to some degree but it would seem ridiculous to ask for more than that. Sometimes, people will dance, sing and play instruments all night.

Oral Literature

There are many mythic tales that are told which are usually 100 verses long. These mythic tales change through the generations and even between different people; they have no fixed form and are meant partly for entertinment value. Shamans are often the ones to tell the stories.

Their creation myth tells of how, originally, there was only the forest. Then the rains came and created the rivers and the ocean. Another result of the rains was that the trees gradually swelled until they burst and out came all the animals of Smaldgia. The Smaldgians thus see the forest as their collective ancestor and worthy of worship.

There is one myth which tells of the time people destroyed the forest and ended up with so little to eat that they had to beg off their neighbours. This emphasises how important the forest is to the Smaldgians. Because trees are seen as the origin of life in this way, trees are considered to be sacred by the Smaldgians and anyone who cuts a tree down is liable to be the object of severe punishments. Parts of trees may still be cut but never the whole thing.

One tale tells of the Smaldgian hunter who put too much strength into his shooting and brke the string of his bow. He later tries to use his spear and it lands far away, much further than the moniter he was trying to catch. He then runs after the moniter and all the moniters in the surrounding area and is exhausted by the end of it and has neither time nor energy to join in sports or conversation. His community then finds that whenever they tried to go after moniters in the coming months, they could not find any and they all knew, the hunter of the story especially, why that was. This tale has the morals of pure power being far from the most important thing, that moderation should be used in hunting and that excess has bad consequences.

Music

You usually listen to and play various types of folk music. Most of the music emphasises vocals and percussion. The percussion is either performed using the people's own body parts or using a single drum. The percussion is played with complex polyrhythms and polyphony; improvisation is encouraged. You often start dancing and singing spontaneously but also as part of organised festivals and rituals. There are several sorts of music for different situations:

Feast songs

These are usually only percussion. Dirges are a form of feast song because you eat the dead.

Polemics

Songs expressing an idea or emotion for example love or a recent hunt. The voice is used most here and is the only form with lyrics. The lyrics often use complex imagery and allusions.

Dance songs

These use a variety of instruments as well as scat singing. Good dance music is expected to be highly technical and often also fast so as to show off the musicians' talent.

There are also songs sung as part of specific games.

Bathroom

You urinate and excrete by trees or bushes, several metres from the camp or further. You would never do these things near bodies of water. You prefer that noone else watches and will be embarrassed if this is not a valid option. After going for a crap, you wipe your bum with leaves. You do not bathe.

Cleanliness

If you're too clean, you'll end up with a weak immune system and allergies. And weakness is certainly nothing a Smaldgian wants. The worst thing to happen is for the clean people to try to pass their weakness onto their children thorugh their genes. So they wouldn't want those clean people having any babies at all. Except that Smaldgians don't think of anything in terms of immune systems. Instead the Smaldgians think of it thus: Dirt contains kai which, in healthy doses, causes strength but when people are already ill or they get too much it makes them worse. They think of the genes in that the weak people pass on their weakness to their wives or huscommunitys through their reproductive fluids. Then the women pass the weakness to their children.

Cleaning things also takes too much time up that could be used doing fun things.

Clothing

It is considered impolite to hide your body from someone, particularly inside a building. This is because it is a sign you are being too secretive and that you do not trust the people that you hiding your body from. People do wear some things as decoration though, especially the teeth and bones of dead animals, human or otherwise. These are worn in the form of necklaces, bracelets or piercings. The wing bones of wee birds are usually used for piercings.

Economics

Things are given with the expectation that something will be given at an indefinite later point in time. These gifts are rarely turn-for-turn. Instead, one is expected to give when one is able and to those that need things. People usually give people gifts when they go and visit them. The quality and quantity of the gifts are not important. The important part is that you give the gifts. If someone accumulates lots of material possessions, others will ask them for some of the objects. People must either accept such an offer or give it to someone else. If someone asks for somethingyou will usually give them and they you. Rare circumstances where this does not stand is when people ask too much.

Food

You are probably a hunter-gatherer. If you are not, you are probably either pregnant, ill or a scrounge. You never store your food for more than a few days because food quickly becomes off or fermented in the equatorial climate at the most so you always make sure to only hunt and gather as much as can be eaten within the next day or two. You also never hunt or gather if you already have enough food from previous days. You do these things to make sure you do not damage the sacred forest. Most food you eat is available all year round. Meat from terrestrial animals makes up about a third of your diet, honey about 10%, fishing about 10% and plant food the rest.

Meals

Meals are eaten straight after food is brought back in the evening and prepared if any preparation need be done. You later eat some more after having games, dancing or stories. Breakfast is eaten from leftovers from the night before. You eat your food either outside or in your home. You'll probably eat it by the fire you cooked it on if you cooked your food. Mealtimes are far from set in stone though.

Preparation

Everyone, or else a fair number of the people, in a community has to be there before the food is shared out. You only cook your food if it is meat or a root vegetable. If you catch a large animal such as a crocodile or moniter, you will cook it in separate chunks by wrapping it in leaves and burying with hot coals. For eating human, you will boil it. For meat, the first part of preparation after it is cooked is that the person who killed the animal should drink some of its blood.

Table Manners

You make sure to use a spoon and bowl for liquid foods. Make sure the youngest person is served first because they are the most important. You should make sure to contribute to the conversation and not be quiet and don't talk so quietly that people can not hear you. Do not waste your food or play with it as this would make it seem that you do not enjoy the food or are ungrateful for it. Conversely, burping and farting are considered signs of your enjoyment and are thus encouraged. You usually get served first if you're a child or pregnant woman. Othewise it's on a first come, first served basis. You eat your food once you have been served it. It would ridiculous to try eating beforehand and it would be just wasteful to leave any of the food you take.

Narcotics

Narcotics such as pandanus leaves and magic mushrooms are allowed for anyone that wants some but people are always encouraged to use them responsibly. It is not considered anything wrong to give it to children than adults although children should use less. Narcotics are often used for spiritual means, such as to communicate with spirits or the dead.

Edibility and Quality

You wouldn't eat any dairy product as milk is for babies. You don't consider live human to be food. Unless it's part of a punishment. You don't consider horses or cows food either but that's just because you've never seen one. You do consider frogs, lizards, bats, snakes and sharks food though. You do consider arthropods or worms to be food but not good food - they're too dirty and wee. The only parts of bodies you usually do not eat are the bones, teeth and keratin. Bones are used for decoration or sometimes ritual instead. You would never eat anything fermented. Eggs are really tasty and usually eaten raw. Honey is also one of the most highly priced food items. It is considered always worth the risk of getting bitten (Smaldgians bees can not use their sting to defend themselves; they bite instead.) Fatty meat is tastier than that without lots of fat.

Fish and other seafood is usually not a major part of the diet, although it is more so on the coasts. This is partly because Smaldgians see themselves as part of the forest and protected by it so do not want to go outside it. Fish are a highly valued part of the diet though. On the coast, the most highly valued food is aquatic mammals. Bivalves, on the other hand, are only a last resort.

Hunting

You probably kill your own food, whether it lives in your back yard or if you have to go further to find it. If you knew what fast food referred to other than a difficult hunt, you'd puke. You wouldn't hunt or kill animals for any other reason other than for food or self-defence though. Because of the dense undergowth in the forest, you can neither hunt on your own nor from a distance by most methods and must employ techniques which require company. Before you go for a hunt, you come up with plans as to how you're going to hunt. Hunts usually last about 5 hours and are done on average every second day.

One method is of setting traps and coming back to them later. This method generally can not get the more highly valued large animals but it is reliable and contributes a significant amount to the diet. It is usually done more by the elderly and is the only method which can be always done alone.

For getting animals out of their burrows, you would use a burning branch to scare them out at 1 entrance and have another person waiting at others, making sure all the entrances were blocked off. In the case of there only being one entrance, a new entrance is made down which the branch is put.

You also use bows and arrows to hunt aquatic animals sometimes. You use spears to hunt most of the time though. The way you use them is to have a group of people scare the animals out from whereever they are and then another person is ready with the spear as soon as it is sight.

If you live by the sea, when you hunt for aquatic animals, you row out into the sea on a canoe made of strips of bark tied together at night and spear or shoot the animals once they can be seen.

Males generally hunt large animals whereas the women hunt wee animals. Hunting is considered more exciting than gathering and meat is considered to be the best food you can get.

Gathering

Young children usually help with the foraging. Unlike with gathering other foods, it is usually the males who gather honey. The most commonly gathered foods besides honey are fruit, nuts and mushrooms.

Firewood and Water

These are gathered by women, either with other women or their husband.

Games

Games are often played between dinner and supper.

Some were sports,like races and swimming competitions.

One game is Trees, Sea and Land in which the players divide into 3 equal teams, each team only being allowed to be on one area. When someone tigs another, the person who was tug must move into the other person's team. If someone does go onto another area, they must move into that team. The game ends when everyone is on the same team.

Another game involves the people acting as an animal of their choice and pretends to eat the appropriate other players in the game. Once someone is eaten, they are then out of the game.

Hair

Hair is usually cut just before the shoulders. Some people dye their hair using ochre or beetle juice. A common colour to dye one's hair is red but other bright colours, like green and blue are also used. Shamans dye their ears red with the fish too because this helps them communicate with .

Health

Diseases are often caused by ancestors wanting their living friends and relatives to come to the land of the dead but they can have other causes. Diseases are healed by people performing rituals, most of which involve the use of plants. Most people know how to use the plants and perform most of the rituals.

Scarification is used as a treatment for swellings on the body as well as for decoration. Coughs are cured by letting the person stay by the fire in their household shelter and getting them to eat some leaves of the alpinia plant.

Anyone disabled or with an inheritable or incurable disease is killed, cooked thoroughly and eaten, including babies who are in any way deformed. You think it would be extremely stupid to try to save ill babies and people too old to fend for themselves if they are ill. They obviously have poor kai and make better meals than members of society anyway. Furthermore, if people are ill with serious diseases, they are usually killed soon after the disease's discovery. This is partly to stop the disease from spreading but also to stop the bad kai and because such diseases are incurable and it would be a wasted effort to try to cure them. To kill an ill person, people usually give them a sharp knife blow to the back of the head.

You usually exercise every day as part of finding food and do more as part of games and sports.

Mental Health

You think insomnia is a horrible disease and, if someone can not be cured of it soon, like within ten days, then they should be put out of their misery. Other mental illnesses include celibacy and lack of appetite when you've not eaten in a while.

Inheritance

Depending on the object, when people die or when you become too old to work, their material possessions are given to others in the community who would have use of them, whether they are genetically related or not.

Language

You speak your people's language and usually one or two others, taught by people you have met from other societies. Your society probably has unique language. If not, you speak a different dialect from, but the same language as, a neighbouring society.

Law and Crime

Laws are not codified and it is accepted that they shall change from time to time. Changes are only made if they are felt to be necessary though.

Court System

The court system consists of the village meeting up, the evidence being presented and a vote taken on whether the person is guilty.

There are no police. Everyone is just as much a lawman as everyone else. If you see someone committing a crime, you expect to be able to call upon your neighbours for help in stopping it. If noone else is around, you are expected to try to stop a crime by yourself. Serious crimes are dealt with by the community as a whole.

You are expected to be allowed to ask anyone about what the law is, including in court, but there is no designated person defending you in court. You can do this yourself and if anyone else thinks your case is worthy, they will argue your case.

Punishment

Capital punishment was the main form of punishment for serious crimes such as the rape of an attractive person by an ugly one or the murder of an excellent hunter. The forms of capital punishment used are usually stabbing, drowning and live cannibalism.

Capital punishment is only used in extreme cases though. Normally, a short exile is used for serious crimes and scolding and shunning for less serious ones.

Names

Your name is made up of 3 names usually:

• your nickname, given sometime during your life
• your birth-name, given at birth by your mother. This name usually comes from the word for an animal which was eaten recently, especially if it was a powerful one.
• your mother's (or carer's) nickname.

Terms of Address are used when someone is present and names when they are not. You are called by the last 2 names until you are given nickname and then called almost exclusively by your nickname. Sometimes, people will call you by your nickname followed by one or both of your other names though.

Terms of Address

Smaldgians address each other as grandchild, child, sibling, parent or grandparent, depending on their age, not their genetic relationship to each other. Gender differentiation is only used sometimes. The Smaldgians only see people as having a gender if they are an adult. Because of this, gender is only shown when referring or talking to adults.

Race

You usually don't think in terms of race. You think of people's skin colour as black. You don't see how the colour of peoples' skin can affect anything except perhaps sexuality.

Relationships

Showing up at someone's place is not uncommon or considered rude but going in without waiting for them to acknowledge your prescence is.

If a stranger stands close enough to you to touch you while they are talking to you, you'll feel uncomfortable. On the other hand, you'll also feel uncomfortable if anyone stands further than about a metre away if they can help it.

It is considered wrong to hide useful knowledge from other members of society. In order to make sure this does not happen, when such knowledge becomes known, it is told straight away to others in the community.

Marriage

You expect marriages to be decided by the participants concerned, not arranged by third parties. Unless someone stupidly decides to marry someone who is weak and unhealthy in which case the marriage would be forbidden. Marriage is living together and being called huscommunity and wife. In some Smaldgian societies, there are extra responsibilities when you marry, such as no extamarital sexual activity. However, in most societies, extamarital sexual activity is tolerated and is expected if occasional. Most of Smaldgia is monogamous but there are certain areas which allow polygamy and others which allow polyandry. if the newly wed couple are from different societys, they choose whether to stay in the wife's society or the husband's. Usually, it is the wife's.

Divorce

You can divorce someone if you can not resolve your differences with them. Divorcing is simply done by not living together or having sex regularly any more. Under such circumstances, people return to their own societys and the woman continues to look after the children. Both the man and the woman are then free to marry again. Divorcing is not stigmatised at all.

Conflict Resolution

In many societies, humour is used to lighten the mood and distract people from possible disputes. When there is a dispute, they will usually sit down and talk about the problem amongst themselves. Should this not resolve the dispute, moderators will step in to help. If this does not work, the appropriate parties will generally avoid the other until the event is no longer a problem. The people who are disputing may go off away from the community and come back when they have calmed down. If the dispute continues, the people in question would move to another community or even society.

Raising Children

Children are considered to be fully-fledged people and are generally not treated much differently from adults in some societies. Exceptions are sexual intercourse (sexual play up to that point is still acceptable) and things they are too weak for. By some societies, children are treated with extra care and attention but do still patake in the same activities as adults. Children are rarely raised by their birth mother after weaning. Babies may be looked after by multiple women, all sharing the task of child rearing.

Education

Children learn the history of Smaldgia and specifically one's own society. The education is not formal. Instead, children are taught things as and when they are needed to be taught or when things are asked about. Things are often taught as part of myths.

Expressing Emotion

It is considered proper for Smaldgians to express their emotions as soon as they feel them. Letting feelings boil up is something which angers spirits, particularly those associated with time. Smaldgians tend to be emotionally attached to many people in their society and someone who is shy and unwilling to be emotionally attached to anyone is significantly frowned upon. In most societies, it is considered proper to talk about the way you feel or to have an organised fight but to express it other ways is usually not ok. It is considered improper to express a wish to do things alone though. You are expected to listen to what other people say and respond before you make your own comment, no matter how important you think either comment is.

Religion

You have a form of Smaldgian religion and you believe in many spirits and ghosts but you do not believe in a single god.

These beliefs include the following:

Bodies are ephemeral but the forest always exists.

When people are born, souls come into them from the soul world. The soul then leaves the body and returns to the soul world when they die. Noone knows what the soul world looks like.

Spirits are based on places, living creatures or abstract concepts such as time. A major difference between spirits and people is that spirits are amoral whereas humans can decide to do good or evil. The land belongs to the spirits;it can not belong to people. Humans are insignificant in terms of power compared to the spirits. Because of this, the spirits must be appeased with rituals and taboos to avoid them attacking humans.

To some extent, it is up to the individual to think what the spirits and ghosts are like.

Shamans

Shamans are those with a connection to the soul world. They use this to communicate with the ghosts of the recently deceased to stop bothering the ill person or in order to get advice about problems. These are not considered necessary parts of the healing process but are certainly helpful. Only some dead souls are worth communicating for advice. The weak are never communicated and serious criminals are only a last resort. The dead are also communicated to stop them trying to take the living into the soul world because they are lonely without them.

People can get such a connection by:

• fainting - afterwards, you are initiated as a shaman
• going into a coma - afterwards, you are initiated as a shaman
• not being afraid of spirits - once you gain a reputation for this, you are initiated as a shaman
• being necrophiliac - once you gain a reputation for this, you are initiated as a shaman

You must go through a series of rituals and be taught particular bodies of knowledge from previous shamans before you can become a shaman. The most important purpose of a shaman is to convince people that everything is going fine and that the ill person or whatever else is not going to come to harm. Because of this, shamans have to also be amiable and confident.

Rituals

All rituals involve both genders either in the same role or in different complementary ones. There are rituals for hunters who are not doing well. These involve eating the hands and brain of recently deceased people who were good hunters within their lifetime. This is considered to give them the power of the dead hunter.

Nighttime Rituals

Rituals, including rites of passage, take place during the night. This means people are also sleep deprived which is supposed to help the experience and help people communicate with the spirits. This is because people are seen to be able to both sleep and be awake, whereas spirits are always just one or the other. These rituals may involve difficult mental challenges, such as remembering whole poems and reciting them off by heart.

Rites of Passage

Birth

Women sit up to give birth. Afterwards, the father cuts the umbilical cord with a stone knife. When a person is born, one of their parents eats the placenta. Babies are very often adopted in Smaldgia so their carers are often different from their biological parents. This is to give babies the best genes and the best upbringing. Babies are only kept alive if they are considered strong and healthy enough.

Adulthood

A girl is considered a woman after she first has a period. There is no equivalent definite time for a boy becoming a man though; it is celebrated whenever the boy decides it is right sometime during puberty. Both sexes often have big ceremonies when they pass into adulthood. There are often several more rites after these. When all the appropriate rituals have been completed, then the person is able to marry. What these rites are like depends on the area. One thing common to all societies though is that these rituals are practiced during the night after a day of sleep deprivation.

Wedding

A person has their first (sometimes also only) marriage usually sometime during puberty. Sometimes people first marry later than this but children are forbidden to marry. When this happens, there is a huge ceremony. In this ceremony, the groom's blood is let. The bride and groom are smeared with either the menstrual blood or the other blood of the other participant. Because of this, all weddings are held when the woman is having her period. People often marry several times in their life.

Death

When someone dies, the rest of the community chop them up and make a meal of them. Human meat is always made sure to be well cooked before it is eaten. A bone is kept in order to communicate with the departed soul and for decoration and the skin is kept to be worn by the relatives and friends of the dead person.

Sexuality

You wouldn't kiss your spouse. Instead you would skelp each other, either with your hand or with branches, as part of foreplay.

Situation

You wouldn't have sex in public but, as long as it is hidden from view, people don't bother where or with whom you have sex. An exception is that people, especially your spouse, do bother who you have sex with if you are married and have too much extramarital sex, especially with the one person. Generally, sex is expected to be during the nighttime inside a shelter but it does happen elsewhere and at other times.

Preferences

In Women

If a woman is a bit plumper than the average, it doesn't make much difference either way to her looks. If she is much fatter than that though, it's a turn-off but then so is being too thin.

In Men

Men are generally unattractive if they are bald and weak. It doesn't matter if you are fat and strong or skinny and strong as long you've got the latter, you should attract a mate easy enough if you're male. Being tall also helps. Being a good hunter is probably the most important criterion for a husband though.

In Both

Facial features are very important also and people who have been scarified or pierced are generally considered attractive and those without are plain and boring. Large nostrils are also thought of as attractive so picking one's nose is a way to beautify oneself. Rings are also used to stretch one's nostrils in some areas.

Paraphilia

To a Smaldgian, deviant sexual relations are worse if children come from the act. This is why rape of a woman is considered worse than paedophilia or rape of a male in Smaldgian society. If a man has sex with another man, or equally if if a woman sleeps with another woman he's a homosexual and this is very odd worthy of discussion but not something worthy of animosity. Sex with a weakling would more of a frowned upon thing. Incest is also forbidden. Incest is counted as sex with biological parent, child, sibling, grandparent or grandchild.

Shelters

You are a nomad. You probably build your temporary shelters yourself or you failed and are ashamed of it and are grateful to the friend (or friend of a friend) who built it for you. You don't have heating and think you are warm enough anyway. For making a home, you always make sure there is fresh water nearby. Shelters are constructed so that various families have huts around a central large open space which contains the fire. Shelters are made out of a central frame of branches tied together. Strips of bark are lain flat over the frame. Mud is then put at the edges of the strips of bark to keep the rain out. In some areas, particularly mosquito-ridden ones, the shelters are on stilts. You move place every 3 weeks on average.

Sleep

You scatter leaves on the ground before you sleep and sleep on that when it is dry. When it is wet, you will construct a platform a little way off the ground beforehand.

Fire

A fire, started from rubbing 2 stones together, is kept going throughout the night. because starting a new fire takes so long, people try not to let the fire go out at all. This is needed to protect the community from malevolent spirits. Rocks are placed as barriers between sleepers and the fire.

Sleeping Arrangements

You will often have several people sleeping next to you and never sleep alone. If you would sleep alone, you would be attacked by spirits. If you are a baby, you will sleep with your mother. Once they are weaned, they may be adopted by any other member of the society or another society. Unmarried adults sleep in the same shelter as other unmarried adults but not all unmarried adults sleep in the same shelter. The ill sleep separate from everyone else. Once people are married, they sleep with their spouse and their children only.

Bedtimes(?)

You go to sleep when you are tired and wake up when you are feeling awake or there is something interesting happening. However, you always do your hunting or gathering during the day and never make loud noises when most people are sleeping in the night. Also, sleeping excessively, especially during the day, is usually associated with illness, particularly malaria, so anyone napping is asked how they feel and is taken to a shelter specifically for the ill. Sleeping excessively except when ill is considered pretending to be ill and thus wanting to die so, if you do it regularly, you will be treated as ill, suicidal or both.

Social Structure

Smaldgian social structure is organised at 3 levels:the household, the community and society. There are usually about 100 people in one community. The size a composition of a community changes frequently and anyone except babies can move to another community or rarely, to another society, as and when the community moves site. You usually can go to any community where you have a friend or relative. You will not be allowed into a community where you have strong negative feelings any of the members. The composition of a community may also change because there were too many or too few children in the group. To solve this, children or parents and their babies will switch group. The community moves camps on average 20 times a year and moves an average of 5 miles each time.

The society has about 1000 to 3000 people in it. The society is usually split up into multiple communitys but people do get together in the society as a whole for rites of passage and other ceremonies. You could probably name all of the names of societies in Smaldgia.

Everyone getting an equal say in decisions. In addition, there are no leaders to a Smaldgian society or community.

Smaldgians treat there as being the following age groupings within society:

• babies
• children, who are distinguished from babies in that they have been weaned and have been adopted away from their parents
• adults, who have passed puberty
• elderly, who are too old to work.

Social Welfare

You think that people temporarily disabled (like having a broken bone or a curable disease), pregnant women and children should receive food and shelter from those more able. On the other hand, if they are just lazy, they shouldn't get anything.

Technology

Smaldgian technology used stones but no metals and they used bones, teeth and, if they lived near the beach, shells.

Boats

Smaldgian boats are rafts which are only used to cross or sail along rivers. The rafts are made of branches tied together and could never go more than a few miles off the coast. These are only used by people who live near the coast or a wide river. Otherwise, people do not use watercraft and cross rivers by stepping stones, swimming or a log which has fallen across the river.