Cold Men

The Cold Men (Play Pupa) were a party formed as a faction of the Swamp Kids in spring 4172, becoming a separate party in the early 4190s.

Scope

The Play-speaking Cold Men were not the first party to use this name; the Raspara's private name also meant Cold Men. The name of the party was not mere trivia, as the Play speakers choosing the name suffered from the problems of ambiguous party membership, as they were forced to allow Raspara to join their party, meaning that some people could be members of two political parties at the same time, even though the parties' interests were against each other. Thus Raspara were voting in the Cold Men's internal party elections and disrupting their leadership. The Cold Men could not do the same to the Raspara because while the Raspara were also forced to accept Cold Men in their party, their internal party leadership was not democratic.

The Raspara were few in number, however.

First Mallard War

Invasion of Ŋapata Fatu

The Cold Men invaded the Play region of Ŋapata Fatu in 4182. The Cold Men had been sure that they would succeed because they were fighting for a compact area of land. The Pioneers did not support this new war. The Cold Men considered Memnumu to be part of the original Tinks' homeland, and therefore their war was not an attempt at expansion but at recovering lost original territory.

The Play population had grown since their last contact, so the Players roused an army of more than 90,000 soldiers to defend their territory against the invasion. However, at this time, the Players were still struggling with internal conflicts, and worried that some rebellious states within the Play empire could defect to the Cold Men.

In 4182 the Cold Men declared victory.

NOTE: Assuming that Ŋapata Fatu is near Ŋapata Ŋūa, this war included battles along the coast, and thus was not a simple north-south front.

Outside contacts

This section is intended to be greatly expanded. See Lava Handlers for details.

Over the next four years, the Players surrendered to the Cold Men, then saw the Cold Men also surrender to outside powers, encouraging the Players to sign a peace treaty with the Cold Men. Then, the new Cold-Play alliance won their war, and the Players started planning out their next war against the Cold Men.

Appeal to Laba

After signing the treaty, the Players were wholly controlled by Xema, a naval power which had arrived from the icecapped regions of the far north. Despite the inconvenient location of their homeland, Xema wrested control of the entire Play coastline and maintained a self-sufficient occupation, such that they had no need to connect with Xema.

The Players knew of an even more distant naval power called Laba. This was actually a geographical region within Dreamland, but because Dreamland was a confederation, its constituent states were free to direct their own military affairs, and the area calling itself Laba had cycled back and forth through time between aligning with Dreamland and pursuing an independent military policy. Dreamland had recently lost several major wars on land, but the navy had remained strong. The Players hoped that they could pull Laba into the war so that the Dreamer-Play coalition could fend off the Xeman navy and restore control of Memnumu to the Players.

Laba agreed to send ships to Memnumu, and stated that because it was a humanitarian war, they expected nothing in return from the Players. Rather than sail eastward from Dreamland around the continent, they sailed westward from the oceanic islands. This meant that the Laban sailors spoke a language no Players knew; even those who had learned the Baywatch and Dolphin Rider languages were useless here. Nonetheless, the sailors understood their mission and promised to do their best to keep in contact with intermediates who could speak Play or Leaper, which some Play diplomats had learned.

Reconciliation of 4186

In late 4186, every Play army in Memnumu except that of Thaoa signed a treaty abolishing all interstate conflicts and ending all wars within Memnumu. Thaoa instead declared allegiance to the Cold Men. Thaoa had no land connection to the Cold territory, but the Cold Men had previously sent slave traders into Thaoa, so the Players knew that a unified Cold-Thaoa nation could easily be created through war. If this were to happen, the Play territory would be divided completely in half, with most of the population to the west of Thaoa, and those Players living east of Thaoa unable to communicate with the rest.

The treaty of 4186 did not start a war against Thaoa, but the Players encircled Thaoa by land and by sea so that Thaoa could not easily join the Cold Men to bring a new war to Memnumu.

The Players then planned a conventional war against Nama, even as they admitted Nama was innocent of all crimes against the Players, solely because the Players felt they needed upland territory from which to later invade the Cold Men and further isolate Thaoa.

By this time, the Players had fully lost contact with Tata, and the entire Play population in Tata was enslaved. Many Swamp Kids in Tata were slaveowners now, although the Players in Memnumu did not know this.

Players move north

This will be explained better soon. Note that this is why the Cold Men cannot have had control of Pūpepas in 4190.

Due to yet another outside war, the Players and Cold Men joined hands once more and fought a war that helped both sides repulse their invaders; Xema had invaded the Players, while the Raspara had invaded the Cold Men. After the war was over, the Cold Men invited the Players to move into Cold territory and establish the Play party as a new party competing democratically.

The Players agreed, and immediately sent tens of thousands of Players into Cold territory. A Play woman named Meŋumaa Paus ("the Happy Queen") set up a propaganda service in the new territory, trying to convince the Cold Men to defect to the Players. The Players realized that they could quickly become a majority in the areas they were settling and push out the Cold Men.

After the first general election, the Players won control of several high mountain towns in the areas that had once been part of Nama. Then, with their new homes secure, the Players drafted plans for a new war against the Cold Men to be fought in Nama.

Treaty of 4188

In 4188, the Players signed a treaty with the Cold Men, and in fact, with many other powers as well, committing their forces to lead a new land war against Dreamland. Dreamland by this time was so divided that their own navy joined the war against Dreamland, although they did so only because of their stated obligation to the Players, having rescued them from Xema just two years earlier. The Dreamer navy did not expect to actually see combat. For that matter, neither the Players nor the Cold Men expected to see combat either, but had signed the treaty because they had been so weakened by their previous war that neither wanted to risk provoking an invasion of their own territory if Dreamland were to fall quickly to the coalition. The Players therefore continued to assume that they would soon be at war with the Cold Men, and would be fighting in Cold territory, such that few Player civilians would be at risk, but many Cold Men would be captured and perhaps enslaved.

War in Dreamland

With most of the nations in the invading coalition deciding not to participate, the coalition mobilized only 15,000 soldiers. Most of them did even not make it to Dreamland, and Dreamland thus won their war against the world. This was in part due to the small size of the coalition army, but more importantly because those few soldiers who did fight in a combat role had misgivings with each other and refused to cooperate. Only the Matrix and the Swamp Kids had sent a sizable number of men into Dreamland, and those Swamp Kids were mostly of the Pioneer faction. Then, at the height of the war, the Matrix army betrayed the Pioneers and signed a treaty with the Dreamers.

Second Mallard War

The Matrix betrayal in the First Mallard War had put the Matrix in charge of both Dreamland and Tata, with the capital in Tata. Here, they held nearly 100,000 slaves, mostly from the Players but also largely from the Pioneer Swamp Kids who had thought that the Matrixes would be their allies in the war against Dreamland. The Matrix army had been much smaller than the others, and the Matrixes claimed that they had won the war because they were much smarter than both their enemies and their allies.

Most Swamp Kids, of both the Cold Men and Pioneer factions, admitted that they had lost their war against the Matrix and had few adult male soldiers left with which to fight a second war. The Cold Men had mostly dodged the war, knowing that conquering Dreamland would do little to help the Cold Men, but nonetheless they had been required by their treaty with the Pioneers to help out in the war.

The Swamp Kids knew that if they were to regain their lost territory and free the slaves, they would need to pull in help from outside allies. One such ally was STW.

STW invasion

In 4190, STW sent a troop of small boys towards Tata, enveloped by a traditional Swampy army identifying itself with the Cold Men, the faction that had best weathered the recent defeat against the Matrix.

As in the last war, the Cold Men were required to participate because they were still a faction of the Swamp Kids, not an independent party, and therefore shared a military with the more militant Pioneer faction. By this time, even the Cold Men were eager for revenge against Tata's Matrixes, but were nonetheless reluctant to send their men to war, knowing that their border with the Players to the south was already weak.

The Matrixes were fully in control of Tata now, but from STW's standpoint, nothing had changed: one enemy had conquered another enemy, but an enemy they remained. STW told the boys that they were humanitarian relief workers, and that their job was to help cure the diseases that STW had earlier spread into Tata. STW claimed that the adult Cold soldiers were merely there to protect the children and would not be allowed to act independently of STW.

Prisoners of war

The Matrix soldiers quickly captured both the Cold Men and the STW boys, and put them to work in slave camps. When STW learned of this, they demanded monetary compensation for the abductions, and sent a second troop of small boys to rescue the first. When the Players, in turn, learned of STW's reaction, they declared war against STW, and revived their war against the Cold Men. Thus began the Angel's Birth War, which the Players also referred to as the Second Mallard War. The Players had been wanting this new war all along, but could not motivate their leaders to start a new war because most Players had seen the Cold Men as fellow victims of larger outside powers, and as an ideal ally. But now, the Players had an excuse for their new war.

Reactions to abductions

The Play women declared that STW's leadership had become delusional; by insisting on monetary compensation, STW proved both that they saw the so-called humanitarian war as a financial investment, not a moral obligation, and that they were so detached from reality that they did not understand the meaning of war. Furthermore, the Players argued that the Cold Men had sent their soldiers only after realizing the boys in STW needed help, not beforehand, and that this proved that STW did not understand how to protect child soldiers during war. Lastly, they argued that the Cold Men's secondary role proved that they were not in charge of their army, but rather taking orders from STW.

The Cold Men responded that they were fully in control of their own affairs, and were fighting the war against Tata using the best soldiers they had left: children surrounded by adult protectors. The Cold Men stated that the child soldiers were not attempting to engage in combat, but rather to help cure the diseases that the Players, acting through STW, had earlier spread through Tata. Lastly the Cold Men stated that since both Dreamland and Tata had prosperous economies, it was within reason for the Cold-STW coalition army to demand financial compensation for each military loss, something they would not do when facing a traditional enemy such as the Players.

Play offensive

By this time, the Players had fortified the frontier they shared with the Cold Men, and knew that the Cold Men could not simply invade Play territory the way they had invaded Tata. Since their invasion of Tata had failed, the Players predicted that any future invasion of Play territory would fare even worse.

The Players also launched a civil war inside Cold territory, using the land that the Cold Men had invited them to move into four years earlier. The Cold Men had seen this coming, and had originally stationed more of their own soldiers in this region, but these soldiers had been mostly sent to Tata where they were kidnapped by the Matrix.

Raspara revolt

By this time, STW still had tens of thousands of children on its membership rolls, but few adults, and those adults who had remained had proven unreliable. Adult male soldiers quickly began deserting STW as they realized they were at war with powerful enemies, but most did not take time to educate the younger members, so STW's young children remained at war with the world around them. Furthermore, most Raspara in Anzan had remained in their party rather than joining the Cold Men, and therefore they were not obligated to help STW in this war; indeed, the Raspara soon declared war on STW, and disorganized Raspara troops massacred STW's defenseless child soldiers. STW had no reaction to this because their charter did not allow them to demand monetary compensation from a group within their host nation.

Thaoa secedes

Nonetheless, still in 4190, the Player state of Thaoa seceded and joined the war on the side of the Cold Men. The Players realized that there was no credible threat of invasion from the Cold Men to their north, so they immediately invaded Thaoa with the full force of their army, and blockaded the south coast to trap the Thaoans on shore. The Cold Men announced that Thaoa was strong enough to defend itself, and that the Cold Men did not need to send reinforcements. Thus, the Players quickly took control of Thaoa.

Changing attitudes

As STW realized it was about to lose its war, they signed a treaty with the Raspara, stating that they would surrender to the Raspara armies only, and would even sign themselves over to Raspara slavery after the war. Importantly, however, STW's treaty did not announce that STW was ending their war against the Players and Matrixes, nor that they were expecting the Raspara to help them in their war. They also continued to expect monetary compensation from the Matrixes in Tata, and now demanded an even higher total for the additional child soldiers that the Matrix had captured since STW's first demand.

The Players' reaction to this treaty was to again claim it proved that STW's leaders were insane, and that STW had somehow managed to take control of the Cold Men. The wording of the treaty showed that STW acknowledged they were badly losing their war, and that they would soon need to surrender, but yet they still continued to fight. The treaty also implied that STW expected the Raspara army to betray its allies at the end of the war, such that the Cold-STW coalition army would be able to surrender everything to the Raspara and nothing to the Players and the Matrix. Here, the Players urged caution, warning that even the seemingly deluded STWers might know something their enemies did not, as the Raspara had betrayed their allies in war before, and the Players had no way to connect with the Raspara leaders in the midst of the war.

New Cold treaties

As the Cold-STW alliance continued to lose battles, they announced they were dropping their demand for monetary compensation.

Immediately, the Raspara switched sides and endorsed STW's war against the Players and Matrixes. The emerging Raspara-Cold-STW coalition promised that, when the war was won, the winning side would enslave the losing side, and that the winning armies would divide their slaves proportionate to each army's share of participation in the war. Because the Players in Memnumu had joined the war, and vastly outnumbered the Matrixes, the signatory parties expected that nearly all of the slaves would be Players, and that they would be allotted mostly to the Cold Men, as the Cold Men were the ones fighting in Memnumu and Anzan, whereas the Raspara were focusing only on Tata and STW had so far contributed little to the war on either front.

Seeing the war suddenly turn around, Thaoa's soldiers pulled on their remaining strength to launch a civil war in Memnumu, taking the Players back out of Anzan.

STW's leaders assumed that they had effected these changes all on their own, and announced that they would conquer the Players once they were finished conquering the Matrixes in Tata.

Cold Men invade Memnumu

The Cold-STW coalition invaded Memnumu (Creamland) in 4190. They invaded through the region of Šafabapaa, named in honor of four pregnant angels. The Players were surprised, as they had judged the Cold army incompetent, but the Players had nonetheless prepared for the invasion and continued to fight with their full force.

The Impossible Treaty

The Cold Men declared that they had won. The Players signed a treaty surrendering their entire population to be slaves for the Cold Men. They also stated that this treaty applied to the Players in Tata who had only just recently been freed from their Matrix-owned slave camps.

The Play leaders' logic was much as the Cold Men's had been: although the winning side of this war was a coalition of the Cold Men, the Raspara, STW, and other small armies, the Players chose to surrender to the Cold Men only, figuring that the Cold Men would be the gentlest of all possible occupiers. The Players then stated that if the other members of the coalition wanted to share the spoils, they would need to send their own troops through the Cold territory and fight a new war, with the intent that in this new hypothetical war, the Cold Men would be siding with the Players in order to keep exclusive control of their new territory.

But by this time there was no way to enforce any treaty, and the Players ceded land to the Cold Men that the Play army was only pretending to have controlled, knowing it made no difference and might help tie up enemies in a fight against each other.

Subversion clause

Just before signing the treaty, however, the Players and Cold Men agreed to an amendment such that STW would also have a role in occupying Play territory. They stated that STW's traditional structure, in which members were organized into numbered bases, would fit well with the Play nation's geographical division into states and counties within those states. Each county, they promised, would come under the control of an individual STW base, and the chief of that STW base would be the ruler of their particular county. Both sides agreed to this amendment because both sides agreed STW had contributed little to the war, and that STW's leadership continued to vastly overestimate the power of the STW mercenary army, which by now consisted mostly of child soldiers since adult males had found it easier to desert the army when the war was turning against them.

The amendment to the treaty deliberately left unresolved the question of how both the Cold Men and STW would be able to maintain absolute power in Play territory, because the Players knew that neither side was likely to concede to the other, and that the Cold Men would be far better able to project their power. Thus the Players hoped that STW would waste itself trying to enforce the contradictory treaty, while the Cold Men hoped that they would be able to force STW into submission even if they had to afford STW's leaders formal control over the Play territory. Thus the treaty came to be called the Impossible Treaty by both the Players and the Cold Men.

Role of the Raspara

The Raspara also signed the Impossible Treaty, stating that because they had fought only in Tata, they would enslave the Players and Matrixes in Tata (even though the Players had not fought back), but would forfeit the rights to any slaves of the Play or Matrix parties who lived in Memnumu or Anzan.

Details of enforcement

One clause in the treaty that the Cold Men insisted the Players follow with absolute obedience was the demand that the Players take all of their troops out of the territory they had won in the recent invasion, including those areas of Cold territory into which they had earlier been invited by mutual agreement. The Cold Men allowed Players to escape this clause by formally converting to the Cold party, but knew that very few Players — not even men — would be willing to surrender their feminist lifestyle, and figured that the Cold victory in the recent war was decisive enough that the Players in Memnumu would not revive the war in order to amplify Play resistance in Cold territory. The Cold-Play border was thus reset to what it had been before the start of the Second Mallard War.

Continued fighting in the south

Because the Players still had sympathy for the Cold Men and STW's younger members, they continued to obey the letter of the law in their recent treaty, which stated that the Players had surrendered their entire population to be slaves for the Cold-STW coalition, and that the Play army would make no attempt to defend any intrusion into their territory. The Play army remained solely to defend Play territory against attacks by other outside powers. However, the Cold Men allowed the Player military leaders to retain their rights to command their army, meaning that the Cold Men could not force the Players to fight for Cold interests that would not help the Players. The Cold Men hoped to coax the Players into a formal alliance by conceding this privilege, and that in the future, a Cold-Play alliance would form a unified state with secure, defined borders, and focus on defense rather than starting new wars in distant lands.

The Players' surrender treaty took them out of the war and allowed the Players to consider separate peace treaties with the other invading powers such as Xema and the Raspara. The Players had been suspecting the Raspara would abandon the coalition anyway, and that Xema would care little for whether they were formally at war with the Players or not.

Raspara revolt

Indeed, the Raspara quickly backed out of the Impossible Treaty as well as a private treaty they had earlier signed with the Cold Men and STW. STW's leaders were insisting that both treaties afforded STW the right to control both Memnumu and Tata, and some STW leaders had even revived their demand for financial compensation. Raspara soldiers responded to this by raiding STW's schools, capturing children to be used as slaves, claiming sarcastically that they were fulfilling the obligations of their treaty because sheltering and reeducating the STW children would take such work that it would feel as if the Raspara were working as slaves for STW after all.

Cold advocacy for STW

By this point, even the Cold Men had admitted that STW's leadership was not qualified to lead a war, though they softened their words by arguing that STW's leaders were not insane; it was merely that STW was a corporation and not an army. The Cold Men argued that STW's only goal in this war had been to make money, and that their leaders, though expert financial advisors, simply did not understand the concept of war as it applied to the soldiers and civilians caught in the fighting. Indeed, STW had continued to operate its traditional trade route stretching over 3,000 miles from the southeast corner of Play territory to Tata in the extreme northwest, even though this route crossed through territories that were at war with each other.

The Cold Men realized that, by continuing to shelter STW, they would suffer the consequences of STW's misleadership, and that since the Raspara had revived their war against STW, they might also revive the war against the Cold Men. The Cold Men reaffirmed their obligation to protect STW, but realized that it would be unwise to let STW's leaders lead the Cold army into battle as they had months earlier at the outset of the war.

Battle of Napaatusā

By late 4190, STW's few remaining adult soldiers had mostly fled, and the rest had become disobedient, leaving STW with an army consisting entirely of children, some of whom were very young. They were forced to travel within the Cold Men's army, as the Cold Men were their sole remaining protector, and even the Cold Men no longer considered themselves an ally.

STW realized they could no longer project their military influence in the region, but sent child soldiers out to fight adults in a desperate hope that they could still win by some unpredictable and nontraditional means.

In the town of Napaatusā, STW fought its last battle. Their child soldiers were trapped between two hostile armies: the Raspara advancing from the north, and Xema advancing from the south. Neither army had known that STW still had soldiers on the ground in the region; they had been expecting to fight a three-sided war between each other and the Cold Men. Instead, the two advancing armies signed a temporary truce and split the children between them. After this battle, STW disappeared from Play territory.

Xema admitted its plan to enslave its captured children, but also promised to spare their lives, and argued that the children would be vastly better off under Xema's control than they had been under STW's. The Raspara, on the other hand, made no promises of any kind, so Xema claimed the moral high ground, saying that the Raspara party had long ago abandoned its traditional honor code, and that the Raspara soldiers were going to abuse the captured children until they succumbed to their injuries.

Xema thus asked its enemies for mercy, saying that if the other armies stopped fighting Xema, Xema would continue fighting the Raspara and would rescue as many children as they could find. Knowing that the captured children likely had mere months left in their lives, if that, the Xemans pleaded for urgent action by the outside powers, most of which were still officially at war with Xema. Xema also criticized the Players, as the Players at this time had an army called Tee Vauva, consisting of children aged between five and ten years old, and though their duties were noncombative they were working unprotected and thus were vulnerable to ambush.

Formal party split

When the Swamp Kids' Pioneer faction ordered their military to invade Baeba Swamp, the Cold Men faction was forced to follow along even though they opposed the war. Some Cold Men escaped the mobilization by joining yet another decoy party, the Counters (Fivīs Mas), a party whose leaders pledged to vote in lockstep with the Cold Men on all issues so that they could pull in Cold Men who chose to stay in their homeland rather than move to Baeba. The Counters promised that they would never have a party platform.

Counter War

Many Cold Men nonetheless chose to join the war in Baeba after all, figuring that to remain in Anzan would be foolish, as there were other wars already raging in Anzan, and opposition to war in Baeba would not give them ground to plead with the other armies for mercy in Anzan.

By contrast the Counters believed that the other wars in Anzan were opportunistic, as the rival Pioneer faction of the Swamp Kids was vastly overspread relative to its size, and thus their army was weak everywhere. The Cold Men explained that the Pioneers' recent move to Baeba proved that they had finally realized what the Cold Men had been arguing for twenty years: that it was much easier to defend a small territory than a large one.

Persistence of democracy

Nonetheless, the bulk of the Cold Men's adult male population remained in the coalition army and thus moved to Baeba to fight for the Pioneers. Within months, the only adult men living in the Cold Men's former territory were Counters and a few elderly and physically disabled Cold Men who had been exempt from the draft. These few men soon realized that by remaining in the Cold party, they could wield disproportionate power, as they expected that the Pioneers (who had quickly renamed themselves to the Slime party) would soon re-establish contacts with their original homeland in Anzan, and would prefer to interface with the Cold Men who had helped them rather than with the Counters who had ignored them. The Pioneers had suspended democracy in the territories they were fighting for in Baeba, but maintained democracy in Anzan.

The Counters soon realized that they could not keep their initial promise to vote in lockstep with the Cold Men, because the Cold Men were able to support the war in Baeba without fighting the war in Baeba, and could pass new laws that made it very difficult for an able-bodied male to function in society, effectively reinstating the draft.

Attacks on the handicapped

However, as an independent party, the Counters were no longer bound by any rival party's charter, and the party's leaders voted to revoke their promise and develop their own party platform. They declared that the elderly and frail men in the rump Cold party were acting in bad faith and did not deserve the sympathy that would normally accord to people in such a state. The Counters seceded from Anzan and then declared that since the Counters were geographically dispersed, the new nation of Counterland was coterminous with Anzan.

The resulting Counter War led the Counters to attack the defenseless Cold Men, even though they knew the wives and children of the Cold Men would be against the new war. Rather than fight a conventional war, however, they pushed the handicapped people into worksites where able-bodied Counters also worked, telling them that if they could not keep up with the Counters, they were not welcome in the Cold nation. They warned that anyone who refused to work would be killed.

Surrender

Soon the Cold Men surrendered to the Counters. The defeated Cold Men signed over the rights to their party name and the Counters then expelled the defeated people from the party.

Having regained control of the name Cold Men, the Counters declared that the Cold Men would be a one-faction party, meaning that the Counters and the Cold Men were the same entity, and that the Counters' internal party leadership elections would be the means by which their population would vote in their democracy. That is, the party became the government. This had happened before.

The Counters forced the handicapped victims to join the illegal Tadpole party (Ŋavaiva). They stated that the victims' previously existing internal party structure now belonged to the Tadpoles, and only applied to internal Tadpole party affairs. That is, they could appoint their own leaders, but not the Counters' leaders, and since the Counter party infrastructure was the government, the Tadpoles could not meaningfully vote in the new Counter government.

Furthermore, because the Tadpoles were illegal, the Counter police force warned that they had the right to arrest and imprison individual Tadpoles at any time, without requiring evidence of a further crime. The Counters soon passed a law stating that it was a much graver crime for Tadpoles to promote their beliefs to non-Tadpoles, and that the punishment for this would be immediate execution, arguing that it was important to ensure that Tadpole ideology did not spread.

Leadership crisis

But the Cold Men had chosen to maintain the law that only adult males could vote, and their adult population was primarily female. Thus the female population was disenfranchised, and some Cold Men worried that they might defect to the Play party, which was run entirely by women.

Worries about democratic overload

Furthermore, since young children had not been sent to the war, and had had no reason to switch parties, the new generation of boys was approaching the age of thirteen, meaning that they would be legally adults and could vote in the Cold party's internal elections. This had also happened before but not in a nation in which the party internal elections were synonymous with the nation's democratic elections. The adults worried that the new generation of boys might also defect to the Players, or to the Tadpoles, or start their own party altogether.

Because there were far more boys than men in their nation, the Cold Men worried that they would be voted out of power once the boys turned thirteen even if the boys also disagreed with each other. They read worriedly about the history of the Play nation, which had been torn apart by revolts led by teenagers who understood little about the world around them and had massacred both adults and each other.

Arguments about graduation

Historically, the Player government had mostly remained stable even when the adults were greatly outnumbered by children, but this was because the Players restricted voting rights to women, who died in much smaller numbers during wars. There were only about 5,500 enrolled Cold Men because they had been small to begin with and then had expelled the Tadpoles. But there were 43,600 children in the eighth grade in school, and even though only the boys among them would gain voting rights, the Cold Men realized that their adult male voting population would soon be outnumbered four to one by just a single year's graduating class.

Some Cold Men became alarmed when they realized that they were soon to be outnumbered, and that many of the boys due to graduate school soon were the children of handicapped soldiers whom the Cold Men had attacked. The Cold Men realized that if the children became a majority, they could vote their parents back into the Cold party and then vote the reigning Cold Men into the Tadpole party. Then the nation would be ruled by the children and their handicapped parents, although the Cold Men expected that these children would probably assign voting rights to their mothers and sisters as well.

As the Cold Men worried about reprisals for their attacks on the handicapped, they decided to abandon the Counter faction of their party, which had led the attacks, and join a new faction called the Cherries (Pamaši, also known as GYS). The Cherries passed a law stating that one faction could not be punished for the crimes of another, and therefore the Cherries were immune from all legal reprisals. They published propaganda criticizing the Counters for attacking the handicapped Tadpoles, and then transferred the Tadpoles' party membership to the Counters so that they would only be able to pursue legal action against each other.

Proposals for voting reform

Just as the Pioneers (by now known as the Slimes) had abolished democracy in their territory in Baeba Swamp, the Cold Men now considered abolishing democracy in their home territory. This would mean abolishing the internal party elections, as they were synonymous with the natioanl elections. They thus planned to rule as a hereditary class, each official individually appointing their replacements only when they were too old to rule. The people who supported this idea were typically those already high in the power structure in the Cold party.

Others wanted to reform democracy instead by extending voting rights to women, who greatly outnumbered men. They planned to expel any women who showed sympathy for the Tadpoles or who otherwise voted against the Cold Men's interests.

Some Cold Men proposed withholding diplomas from students who did not pass an ideology test, and then planned to make this test extremely difficult, such that even loyal Cold Men would be denied graduation and thus voting rights, simply because the Cold Men did not want to have children pushing them around when the children gained the majority.

Defeat of the Raspara

When the Cold Men split from the Pioneers, they had immediately taken a much harsher attitude towards the Raspara minority. Typically, the Raspara had been the upper class, and despite being greatly outnumbered they had managed to win many battles against the Cold-Pioneer coalition. Early on, the Cold Men had been strongly anti-Raspara even as they conceded that some of their own members were converting to the Raspara.

Discrimination against the Raspara

When the Cold Men formally broke free of their treaty with the Pioneers around 4191, they put their anti-Raspara program into action. The Raspara were excluded from jobs requiring education and a new tax was enacted that applied only to the Raspara. The Cold Men had no military with which to enforce these new laws, but the Raspara had become a tiny minority by this time.

Discrimination against other groups

Then, the Cold Men passed a law allowing the Cold police force to enroll ethnic minorities into the Play party, and to deport such people to the Play district of Ninanama if the police deemed them a threat to the Cold nation. The Cold Men stated that these threatened expulsions were simply following the terms of their recent treaty, which demanded that all Play soldiers move to the Play homeland.

Importantly, the new law treated groups as tribes, and therefore if a violent incident occurred, the Cold Men could declare any arbitrary group that included the criminal to be a separate tribe, and therefore claim the right to deport not just Players, but people who would have until that time considered themselves loyal Cold Men. The language of the law strongly suggested that the Cold Men were targeting ethnic minorities with visibly different body types, but some Cold liberals worried that this was only a cover to reassure the Cold party base, and that in fact the Cold Men were primarily interested in targeting dissenters from within their own tribe.

The Cold Men's new discrimination laws strongly resembled those of the Players' Purse faction, which had hit the peak of its power some decades earlier. Racial discrimination was no longer common in Play territory, but it had never been outlawed either, and therefore the Players did not attack the Cold Men's racial discrimination laws.

Rise of the Cooks

The adult Cold Men conceded defeat when they realized that they would soon be facing a war against their own children, and hoped that the children would simply fight each other to a draw as the first group of graduates realized that they would soon face a similar war against their classmates from one year below them.

New government structure

Census-based voting

The incoming Cold boys solved this problem by abolishing voting rights. They declared that they and their younger classmates were part of the same group and had no goals other than to stop civil wars within their nation so that it would be a safe place for all to live. They did not specifically say that they were abolishing democracy, but that they were reducing the powers afforded to individual citizens in their democracy.

The Cold boys created the new Cook party (Ūās), saying that they were going to mix different things together and create a new whole that was greater than the sum of its parts. This was an independent party, not bound to the Cold Men, but they promised that they supported the Cold nation and would not seek independence. They signed a power-sharing agreement with the adults, whom they now forced to re-adopt the name Counters. (Note that the name "Counter" here refers to the act of counting money, and not to furniture; thus, even though the Cooks depicted themselves as working together in a kitchen, there was no Play-language pun to be made.)

The Cooks said that henceforth, all voting would be done through the census, and that the census would ask for the party identification of all citizens, including men, women, and children, in order to determine how to apportion votes in Parliament. This was a common and well-worn system, used for example by the Crystals, but it had not been used in the Cold nation or any of the states that had preceded it in recent history.

The people would not be allowed to vote for individual representatives; rather, the party leaders would appoint representatives for each district in the Cold nation.

Power-sharing arrangement

The Cooks declared themselves to be legally adults because they had graduated school and because their age (most were 13 years old) had been the legal age of adulthood all along; they however said that they would share power, both with the adults they had displaced and with the younger children who had not yet graduated school.

The Cooks agreed with the adults that the greatest threat to the new Cook power structure was not the adults but the even younger children who had yet to graduate school. The Cooks decided to over-count the votes of the adult Counters, saying that they could be useful allies and the Cook-Counter alliance could help stave off any insurgencies that had yet to arise. They did this by awarding the Counters a section of Parliament all to themselves, from which they could never be removed, no matter how small their minority became, even as more and more children graduated school and (assuming they became Cooks) outnumbered the adults by an ever greater margin.

The magnification of the Counters' votes was done based on party identification and not age. The Cooks stated that the Counter party was free to determine their own membership requirements, and could, if they chose to do so, set a minimum age for party membership so that the young Cooks could not simply swarm into the Counter party and outvote the adults from within. Likewise, the Cooks warned that they were considering a ban on conversions from the Counter party, but would not set an age requirement for membership, either as a minimum or a maximum.

On top of the Parliament, the Cooks placed an executive bureau consisting only of Cooks, which had the ability to overrule Parliament in any way, though in some cases, their vote could only override Parliament if it was unanimous. Thus, the Cooks did not fear being outvoted by the adults in Parliament, but they did not have so much power as to make the Parliament feel redundant.

The Cooks planned to lean on the Counters and convince them to form a stable alliance such that the two least democratic organs of government — the executive bureau and the Counter-only Parliament wing — would be allies, and therefore any attempt to vote out the Cook-Counter establishment would fail.

Purposeful design

Because of the undemocratic Cook-only executive bureau, the Cooks had no great need to expand their party base. But they still competed democratically in Parliament, and had done this on purpose so that their party leaders would not grow too powerful. They felt that the best form of government was a mixed system in which parties competed for power while different forms of government also competed for power within the system. Here, they had democracy competing with a top-down system comparable to Moonshine, where the party itself appointed the officials in government. This came as no surprise to the Counters, as the Counters (and their wives) had been the Cooks' teachers, and had taught this very same idea in their schools.

Outreach attempts

The Cooks, confident of their hold on power, spent only small efforts on party outreach attempts. However, because such a large portion of the population — all women, all children, and many men — had been disenfranchised under the previous government, the Cooks hoped that even these small efforts would result in a growth in party membership, and that the new members joining the Cooks would be just the sort of people they needed to help maintain their hold on power as they grew. Thus they cast the Cook party as the party of wide appeal, in contrast to the Counters and the various small parties who had persisted from the previous era, all of which the Cooks described as representing only narrow special interests.

Appeal to Tadpoles

The Cooks upheld their forebearers' ban on the Tadpole party, consisting of adult men who had violated Cold laws, and who were largely handicapped or people who had feigned disability to escape the Cold nation's two recent foreign wars. Thus, many Tadpoles were pacifists, and many had been forced into labor camps by the Counters, including those who were unable to perform the required labor. The Cooks depicted themselves as being more pacifistic than their parents, and felt therefore that the draft-dodging Tadpoles would make ideal Cooks, as there were no other parties that seemed a good fit for them. Even though the Counters had also avoided the two recent wars, the Cooks felt that very few Tadpoles would willingly join a party run by people who had abused them by assigning them impossible tasks in the labor camps.

Pacifism was a difficult subject in Cold culture, as the common belief was that not just men, but humans in general, needed to be constantly aggressive in order to fight off their predators, and that any people who dropped their weapons would quickly become toys for those who had not. Thus, the Cooks did not specifically identify themselves as pacifists, but stated that there was such a thing as being too militaristic, and that they were correcting this flaw in their parents' ideology.

Appeal to women

Vastly more numerous than the Tadpoles were the unenrolled adult females in the Cold nation, largely the wives of Counters and Tadpoles, but also including some, especially younger women, who were unmarried or who had lost husbands in the recent wars. Polygamy was legal but financially difficult as the husband was responsible for the welfare of his wives and children, and Cold women often gave birth to many children.

Expecting these women to span the entire range of ideologies, the Cooks avoided political arguments and promoted the young boys in the Cook party leadership as being the only group in the Cold nation who truly respected women's rights, and in particular the right of women to express their opinions. The Cooks opposed the Play party because the Players discriminated against males, and the Cooks stated that women were strong enough on their own not to need the government and police to enforce Play-style laws confining men to a position at the bottom of society.

Appeal to aboriginals

When the Counters had earlier passed racial discrimination laws, they applied those laws only to minorities whose population lived partly outside Cold territory; that is, to transnational parties such as the Raspara, Matrixes, and, controversially, the Players. The Counters claimed that the aboriginals of Nama and Repilia were entirely within Cold territory because the Counters (then known as Cold Men) claimed jurisdiction over all of that territory. They stated that the aboriginals were irrevocably wedded to the Cold nation and that, therefore, they should be on the winning side of the Counters' discrimination laws.

This coalition strategy was very similar to the Players' earlier efforts to build a coalition from the disparate groups in their nation, who were divided by race as well as by ideology, while excluding groups who lacked strong ties to the Play nation. The Players at the time were so overcome by unrelated conflicts that their strategy mostly worked; but now, in the Cold nation, the aboriginals were unmoved by the Counters' promise of solidarity. Traditionally, the aboriginal tribes had voted through a census, meaning that the entire tribe always voted the same way in all elections; now, they began to break from their tribes to join political parties, both new and established ones.

The Cooks claimed that, by abolishing racism, they had solved the only reasonable objections that the aboriginal tribes could have to the incoming Cook dynasty. But they also sharply criticized the aboriginals who chose to remain in their traditional tribal voting system, saying that any party which forces all the members of a tribe to vote in exactly the same way is no party at all. The Cooks warned the aboriginals that they might soon make such parties illegal, just as they had already banned the Raspara party which even the Counters had chosen to tolerate.

Appeal to other ethnic minorities

The Cooks inherited their parents' cultural stereotypes. They thus grew up believing that people with blond hair were delicate, cowardly, and the first to submit to a hostile power during war. (A better English translation would be "requiring a luxurious lifestyle".) By contrast, black hair was associated with courage, hardiness, and loyalty towards nation and family. These stereotypes were associated with the Empire's period of occupation by Dreamland; the Cold Men claimed that Dreamland had only been able to win its war because at the time, the Empire had been disarmed by a previous occupying power, the Crystals, and that the Dreamers were in fact very poor soldiers by nature. The Dreamers were also well-known for their dislike of nature, and particularly of forests, as the Dreamers had a very large nation for their population size but yet lived mostly in large, compact cities where there were few animals or plants nearby. The Cooks and their ancestors both attributed this practice to the Dreamers' supposed physically delicate build, such that they simply could not live in an outdoor environment without constantly injuring themselves and acquiring various illnesses which would not affect hardier peoples.

There was no significant Dreamer population in the Cold nation; rather, blond hair was a trait that was scattered throughout the population, and in no discernible geographic pattern. The Counters had discriminated against these people, and, towards the end of their short time in power, had also passed a law that enabled them to deport groups deemed to be minorities into the Play nation, even if knowing the Players would also mistreat them. The Counters (then called Cold Men) had even allowed the Players to invade Thaoa, at the time a strong ally of the Counters, and the Counters refused to help Thaoa because they claimed Thaoa should have been strong enough to repulse the Players on their own. Despite its southerly location, Thaoa's people were among the blondest in the world and had supported the Counters while resenting their belief in the stereotypes.

The Cooks abolished racial discrimination, saying that a strong nation would not make enemies of its own supporters. This included the prohibition of discrimination against groups with no legal definition, such as people with blonde hair. Nonetheless, the stereotypes remained, and the Cooks believed that these people would be more physically vulnerable in nature than the dark-haired majority, and unable to hold the rugged žaya lifestyle the Cooks were planning to lead their nation into. Some Cooks believed that it would be enough to pass laws intended to enforce the žaya way of life, while others believed that people with blonde hair, even those who supported the Cooks, would demand a luxurious lifestyle and drag down the Cooks' reform projects by their mere existence.

The Cooks were largely unaware of the Soap Bubbles, who shared the Cooks' cultural stereotypes against the Dreamers but who themselves mostly had blond hair and thus did not apply those stereotypes based on physical appearance.

At the southern fringes of Cold territory, there were two groups of people with dark skin: one was the Eggs, a member of the Play party coalition, and the other was a group of long-time residents of the tropics who had recently joined the Moonshines. The Cold Men had never included either of these groups as minorities because they were both already members of separate parties, and therefore the Counters' discrimination laws could not punish these people in any way that they had not already brought upon themselves by joining a minority party.

Appeal to young children

Pridefully, the Cooks agreed with their enemies that the greatest threat to the nation's stability was not any of the above groups, but rather the newly enfranchised young children who had yet to choose their preferred party or even form an ideology. The Cooks believed that their party would have greater appeal to young people than would the Counters because the Cooks themselves were very young, but they also knew that the young children could create a party of their own, and perhaps several, that could threaten to bring down the government; even with the executive bureau and the Counter's reserved seats in Parliament, the stability of the government rested largely on cooperation between those two unelected groups.

Eastern Capital Treaty

With the help of the STW corporation, the newly empowered Cooks soon established contact with the emerging Little Country more than a thousand miles to the west, which was now run by the Clovers, a group of STW graduates and students who were about the same age as the founding members of the Cooks. The Clovers' government was an absolute monarchy, in which the young king, the Golden Sun, shared power with his classmates since he knew that he could not run the country singlehandedly. Since the Clovers had absolute power, they saw no need to broaden their appeal, and because the king did not trust adults, there were no positions of power for adults in the Clover government.

The STW corporation had financed the war which placed the Clovers in power. Now, having heard that the Cold nation had also come under the control of very young rulers, STW felt that the Clovers and the Cooks would make ideal diplomatic partners, and arranged a meeting in the Cooks' capital city of Napaatusā, which the Clovers were now referring to as the eastern capital (pāanaā paata) of the Little Country. This was a tribute to the rising Cook party; the Clovers were not seeking to wrest control of Napaatusā, but merely to acknowledge that the Cook government was on par with their own.

Journey to Napaatusā

The king sent two of his classmates, a boy and a girl, eastward to Napaatusā to meet with the Cooks. The Counters were also invited to send a team of diplomats to the meeting, but the king told the Clover diplomats to speak with the Cooks first and to make their decisions based on the assumption that the Cooks and the Clovers would be the two parties in control of their respective nations.

The route from the Clovers' nation of Pavaitaapu to Napaatusā crossed two mountain ranges, but yet the two cities lay on the same road, because the STW corporation had financed the construction of such a road to enable them to trade along this route. Indeed, STW was responsible for all contact between the two groups, and was also financing the Clover kids' mission. This trade route normally took months even so, but with such a light load, STW's caravans delivered the two kids to Napaatusā within a few weeks. They traveled entirely by land, avoiding the eastern downhill river routes, so that a Sunspot bodyguard named Slider (Play Nīmtua Ŋapuši) would be able to steer their caravan for the entire journey.

The young girl Lifeline (Play Ŋamatapai Mamnuaatata, also known as Mamnuaa for short) took the leading role in the mission to meet the Cooks in Napaatusā. The king had chosen to send both a boy and a girl because he had heard that the Cooks, though brought up to embrace a male power structure, were now inviting girls into their party and therefore might be impressed to learn that the Clovers, despite being brought up in the same male-led society, had also made the same reform.

The boy's birth name was Naašayu, from the phrase naas žayu "loyal to the capital". At the time of his birth, the unquestioned capital of the Empire had been Napaatusā, but now the Clovers were referring to Mutanapana as their own capital. To avoid a fruitless debate over the meaning of his name, the boy introduced himself as Anthem (Play Pīseuyavavu).

Although the Counters were invited to the meeting, the children told the Counter diplomats to wait outside so that the two groups of kids could first meet with each other. Yet, the bodyguard named Slider, who worked for STW, then followed the Clovers into the meeting room without explanation, and the kids did not object to this.

Sun's advice

The Golden Sun's Clover diplomats warned the young Cooks against enrolling adults into their party, saying that all adults had outside motives that by definition conflicted with the Cooks' plans for government, and that this included adults whose ideology aligned with the Cooks'.

The Clovers explained that because STW was not seeking a direct role in governing either the Clovers' nation or the Cooks', Slider would not object to this plan.

The diplomats said that they had experienced strong resistance from their own adult population, even though these people were members of the same political party. Indeed, the very name "Clover" was not a party, but a term of abuse, a Play-language pun implying that the young Clover leaders were so uneducated and unfit for government that they did not know the name of their own country. Thus, the Clovers were sure their troubles were simply due to their age, and that the public was protesting against being left out of power, not against the Clover agenda.

The Cooks countered that because they did not have slaves, they could not run the nation on their own, and needed to enroll adults into the government in order to have a competent police force, and for other basic functions such as education which they preferred to run through their government (STW was a private school system, and the Cooks supported STW, but did not want to rely on it). However the Cooks promised the Clovers that these adults would not be required to join the Cook party to receive their positions, and therefore that the Cook power structure would not be compromised.

Counters enter the room

After a long wait, the young Cook diplomats opened the door to allow the Counters into the room. They were assigned empty seats across the table, meaning that the Cooks and Clovers were on one side of the table and the adult Counters were on the other, even though the Counters were part of the Cooks' government and the Clovers were not. Slider, the STW bodyguard, was now standing in the corner of the room behind the young Cook and Clover diplomats.

The Lilypad Association

Thus the Cooks and Clovers signed the Eastern Capital Treaty (Puptapupa Pāanaā Paatas), establishing a social connection called the Lilypad Association (Play ŋitikae šaa, Late Andanese Putaanahahuka) between their two parties.

Naming

The English name here represents the transnational Leaper name intended to be used in diplomacy, and is not a good semantic match of either the Play or Andanese names.

The Late Andanese name was a new coinage based on the preexisting word for corporation (/putaananuluku/) and did not contain a word for lilypad. The new word de-emphasized money and emphasized social cooperation. The Lilypad Association had another Andanese name, Vitalaatugagahaamatikala; this was the proper name Putaanahahuka spelled through a cipher. This cipher was of a type that fused morphemes together, and therefore the name could not be divided into its constituent morphemes.

Meanwhile, the Play name did not contain a word for corporation; rather, šaa "lilypad" had come to be used, shorn of its classifier suffix, to describe a social connection of any type.

Therefore, the members of the Lilypad Association did not refer to themselves as lilypads, either in Andanese or in Play, but the Leaper-speaking STWers assigned them that name to be used in diplomacy. The English acronym TLA here echoes the commoners' saying that "TLA is TLC", meaning that the Lilypad Association was simply the Little Country acting through a shell organization and not representative of the nation of Anzan.

Some people began to speak of the Lilypad party, a three-way union of the Clovers, the Cooks, and their adult STW supporters; this was because the Clovers were not a political party, and STW allowed overlapping membership; only the Cooks, among the three, were a traditional political party. But STW did not formally declare the creation of a new political party. Translation of the name as "Frog" was also suggested, since the Play words for frog and for lilypad were the same (distinguished by animacy), the reasoning being that just as tadpoles develop into frogs, the Tadpole party of Anzan would give way to the newer generation of Frogs. But this was avoided as this name could be seen as having religious significance due to the existence of a place called Frog Pond in the shared religion of all the people involved. The Play name of the Lilypads did not have this problem because as above there was only one word.

Corporate finance

The Lilypad Company was independent of the national government, and the treaty stated that decisions made by one party would affect the other. This was legal because the Cook party hierarchy was separate from the government of Anzan, even though the Clover party hierarchy had been merged with the government of the Little Country.

STW considered the Lilypad Company to be independent of STW, but stated that protecting the company was part of STW's business operations, and therefore that they would fund the Lilypads to ensure that the connection remained open. This was along STW's existing trade route, which had been open for more than a hundred years.

Counter reaction

Nonetheless, the Counters protested that the new treaty was illegal, claiming it had created a statelike organization that was effectively a government within a government, and could only harm the wider state of Anzan. The Little Country was a kingdom within Anzan, and the Counters claimed that although the Clovers had absolute power within their kingdom, they were still part of Anzan and could not sign a legally binding treaty with an entity that represented only part of Anzan.

STW's representative, Slider, had done much of the writing of the treaty despite not participating in the debate. The Counters complained that he had worded the beginning of the treaty to imply that the Counters had surrendered all of their power to the Cooks, and then made little mention of the Counters until recording their signatures at the end. The Counters figured that when Slider arrived back in Clover territory, he could easily twist the meaning of the words even further. Yet, in every case, the wording was such that a literal reading of the treaty would suggest that the Counters were still in power, and so when the Counters explained their reluctance to the young diplomats across the table, they sounded like they were trying to steal power away from them. This, in turn, made the Clovers' claims that all adults were power-hungry seem ever more true.

Just as they were being herded out of the room, one Counter diplomat loudly accused STW of maliciously shunning the Counters in order to create a sham state run entirely by young children, who would think they were getting power but would in fact be wholly dependent on STW, just as the adults in the Little Country's Slime party, which enrolled the vast majority of TLC's population, had become. The Counters noted that the treaty nowhere assigned any power to STW, or even a role in managing the Cook-Clover government, but that because STW controlled the only road leading between the Cook and Clover capitals, they controlled not only all trade but all communication between the two reigning groups.

Contact with the Players

The Players were pleased to see that both the Cold and the Clover nations were now run by children, and hoped that the Play party's traditionally child-focused politics would appeal to these children during the few years they had before they matured into adults. The Players had maintained contacts with the Slimes through trade, despite the great distance and the need to send these contacts through what was now Cold territory.

Appointment schedule

The Play party had recently invaded Nama, which the Cold Men traditionally considered an ally. The Cooks reaffirmed this, and stated that they would be continuing the ongoing Cold occupation of northern Nama to protect the Naman villagers from the Players. But the Players were not formally at war with the Cooks (or even the Counters), so the Play diplomats planned to have frequent diplomatic meetings with their enemies.

The Cooks had originally planned to identify themselves in these meetings as Cold Men rather than Cooks, meaning that they would consider themselves inseparable from the Counters, and to allow the better-educated adult Counter diplomats to do most of the talking. The Cooks figured that the Cooks' and Counters' positions on the war were identical, and so even if they disagreed on internal policies, they could trust each other on foreign policy.

But the Cooks had quickly grown suspicious of the Counters as they realized that their mothers, whom they had expected to split allegiances or even lean towards the Cooks, were siding resolutely with their husbands and making the generation gap between the Cooks and the Counters even stronger than before.

Thus the new Cook diplomats now insisted on sending their own diplomats to meet with the Players, despite warnings from the Counters that the Players would manipulate them in order to turn the Cooks and Counters against each other while the Players pushed further into Nama.

First Cook reforms

The Cooks abolished the Counters' racial discrimination programs, but also banned the Raspara party. The Cooks stated that it would always be illegal in their nation to discriminate against any citizen for something they had not chosen, such as their ethnic background, but that party membership was a choice, and therefore the Raspara could not simply claim to be another ethnic minority and escape the Cooks' laws. They further declared that the Raspara were not citizens, and thus could not simply join the Cook party or any other party in the Cold nation, even if that party declared itself open to outside membership. Thus, the Cooks promised that the Raspara would not be able to join the Counters.

Change in enrollment

Police and land army

The Cooks realized that they would need to raise an army and a police force consisting of adults. Though the Cooks conceded that they were legally adults by their culture's traditions, very few Cooks had married, and their leaders did not know of any who had yet given birth to children of their own. The Cooks were unwilling to put themselves in a dangerous situation when there were older adults who could do the same. The Cooks thus again stated that their nation was a multiparty democracy, and that it was the Cold nation, not the Cook nation, and that therefore the Cooks would remain in power while also using the other parties to help strengthen their rule.

The Cooks promised that they would police themselves very strictly, and that their nation would not have a problem with teenage crime. They promised that they would also police their younger members and any orphans who were not under control of their parents or other adults. Thus, there would be a Cook police force, but they would only police the behavior of other Cooks. The Cooks said that this would ensure that the only violent crime in the Cold nation would be committed by adults, and the Cooks believed that this would shame the adults into policing their own behavior just as strictly and therefore eliminate the need for a unified police force in the Cold nation.

Enrollment of adults

Breaking the promise they had made to the Clovers, the Cooks soon enrolled adults into their party, including many who were past the prime of their life. They figured that elderly people, of whom there were few, might differ from younger adults and be more willing to cooperate with leaders who were very young. The Cooks preferred to enroll women, since their nation had many more women than men, and because women had been locked out of power by the previous government's masculine power structure, but for this very same reason, the women who joined the Cooks were inexperienced in government and many had less education than even the youngest Cook boys.

Unlike the Clovers, most Cooks came from parented families; many had lost their fathers to war, but the adult female population in their nation had been largely spared because, despite losing their war, they had not been invaded by the winning side. The adult males who had remained were largely also part of intact families. Therefore, the Cooks' new plan put young Cook children in charge of their own parents.

Election of 4191

Because the Cooks and Counters were essentially two generations of the same population, they lived in the same places, and it was impossible for one party to gain a geographical stronghold without the other. The Cooks had planned for a nationwide census count of party enrollment, that being the means by which they would allot seats in Parliament.

The Counters urged the Cooks to call off the census, saying that the Counters were not interested in competing in any district not bordering STW's trade road and would concede 100% Cook representation in all of those districts. They merely wanted to divide the trade road with the Cooks so that both parties would share power there, with Cooks having some districts and Counters having the rest. The Counters stated that the population was irrelevant for this and that the division should be based on an agreement between the leaders of the Cook and Counter parties. The Cooks refused, stating that it was important that the Cooks be allowed to outvote the Counters because the Cooks were the clear majority in their nation.

Therefore the Counters announced the establishment of road voting (mupā ŋaupumi), a policy borrowed from the Players. Since the Counters could not win a majority in any district in Anzan where they lived, they wanted to pool their votes into a few districts along STW's trade road and gain control of that. They also said that they would be using the votes from the Slime party to the west, since the children in the Little Country were preventing the Slimes from voting there.

Interactions in Parliament

The Cooks won their election as planned, and sent a slate of representatives including many adults into Parliament.

The young Cook leaders soon found the adult Cook members uncooperative, with both men and women acting as though they were in charge of the Cook party despite their low formal position, and the Cooks soon pondered whether the Clovers had been right all along. Particularly embarrassing was the realization that the fights breaking out in Parliament and debate committees were not between the adults and the young Cook leaders, but between different factions of adults fighting for the right to order the Cooks around.

Though sympathetic to their mothers, and supportive of education for both women and for men, the Cooks now asked by what rationale these uneducated women should be placed in charge of their recently graduated children, who had done all of the work in creating the new government and even established diplomatic relations with the Clover kingdom to the west. Likewise, to the ex-Tadpoles, who were mostly men, the Cooks explained that they had done a great favor by erasing their crimes, and that the Cooks had had no obligation to do this. The Cooks had expected the ex-Tadpoles to recognize this and to repay the favor by dutifully obeying the Cooks, but the Tadpoles largely acted as though they were the ones who had been cheated, and that the Cooks' rehabilitation of their fathers was just the first step in a long path towards righting what had been wrong.

Second Lilypad conference

The young Cook leaders therefore arranged another meeting with the Clovers, and specifically requested to meet with the same two kids that they had met months earlier. Though this meeting was in Cook territory, the Cooks sent only five children to meet with the two Clovers.

The Cooks invited no adults to the meeting. Nonetheless, to their dismay, STW's adult bodyguard Slider followed the Clovers into the room and then stood behind the Clover kids, as before, without explanation. The Cooks stared at him silently for a short while and then moved on with their prepared opening speech detailing the ways their adult population had made life difficult for them.

In turn, the Clovers admitted that they had earlier only been repeating the words of their king and had not committed to the advice themselves, but that now they understood that the king had been right and that both the Clovers and the Cooks would be facing adults who were obstinate at best and hostile at worst.

The Clovers advised the Cooks to drop all pretense of democracy and simply rule by force, saying that despite being young they vastly outnumbered the adult males in their nation, and thus had a key advantage that the Clovers did not; the Clovers acknowledged that there were many other problems that could not all have simple solutions, but again underlined that both the Cooks and the Clovers were facing opposition that was not due to ideology, and therefore that it was foolish for the Cooks to expect to make alliances with older people along ideological lines.

Weather War

Spread of the Rash

In 4192, a young Cook boy named Mint urged the Cooks to declare war on the Play nation, but avoided mentioning the Counters, knowing that his party's leaders had no respect for adults even when they were promising to selflessly defend the nation. Mint belonged to the new Rash movement (Šaŋašīs) which stressed the need for the Cooks to align with their parents' position on the war even if they disagreed with them on every single domestic issue. They warned the other Cooks of the folly of embracing the Players who had proudly announced to the Cooks that they were being invaded. The Rashes went further and promised that they would fight the war themselves instead of relying on adult soldiers.

The Rash leaders refused to declare themselves a separate party because they knew that by so doing they would lose access to the Cook-exclusive executive bureau that oversaw the Parliament, and potentially also lose seats in Parliament. However the Rashes admitted that the other Cooks could choose to expel them if they so desired.

Conference in Nama

The Players also called for a meeting with the various parties. Departing from a long tradition, this was in an area of Nama that was still under Cold party control.

Arrival

As they traveled, two of the Cook boys were abducted and never made it to the meeting. The other Cooks did not know what had happened until they arrived at the meeting site and saw that they were missing two diplomats. The Players hosting the meeting claimed that because the kidnapping had taken place in Cold territory, Players could not have been responsible, and that it was likely that villagers from a Naman aboriginal tribe had carried out the deed. The Players offered to take control of the entirety of Nama in order to search for the perpetrators, saying that the Cooks and Counters clearly had lost control of that territory already as evidenced by the fact that they had been abducted just while traveling through.

Announcement

Moving on, the Play diplomats promptly announced the imminent arrival of Play soldiers in the area of northern Nama where the meeting was taking place. The Players stated that they were invading on behalf of the aboriginal tribes, and would improve their living standards, just as they claimed to have done for the tribes in southern Nama. The Players said that the Cooks could no longer pretend that they were simply sharing Nama's territory with the Players; now, the whole of Nama belonged to the Players, and the Cooks and Counters would be considered enemy soldiers.

Counter response

The Counters responded to this by declaring war on the Players, and stating that they would fight the war on their own. Previously, they had held back from this, stating that the Cooks and Counters needed to have a common foreign policy, and that they respected the Cooks' outreach to nontraditional nations such as the Little Country.

The Counters believed that the Players were responsible for the kidnapping, and had specifically demanded that the meeting take place in Cold territory so that they could deflect the blame onto the innocent Naman villagers, whom the Counters claimed were mostly pro-Counter in any case.

The Counters thus promised to raise an army of at least 10,000 men to fight their war, saying that the Naman villagers would willingly join the Counter army, as they expected the Namans would greatly prefer Counter rule to Play rule. They knew the Players' army was much larger than this, but stated if they could push the Players out of Nama, they would stir up support among the Naman villagers and hold the territory through civilian cooperation without the need to push into Play territory and defeat the surviving Play soldiers.

The Cooks had recently created an army of their own, mostly consisting of young boys but with some adult men who had promised to take positions on the front lines should they ever come to battle. But the Counters urged the Cooks not to get involved, saying that Play soldiers could do things to them that they could not turn back on the Players. The Counters repeated that all territory won from the Players would be part of a strictly one-party Counter state, but promised that life in this territory would be better for the Cooks than life in the Cooks' own territories.

Declaration of war

Nonetheless, the Cook Parliament, listening to the words of Mint and the other diplomats who had attended the meeting, formally declared war on the Players and promised to send their army, headed by the adult volunteers who were mostly ex-Tadpoles. The Cooks insisted on keeping their army separate because they knew that the Counters would refuse to obey their commands, and because they figured that the ex-Tadpole soldiers would still have hard feelings towards the Counters who had earlier abused them.

Appearance of militants

But now some militants within the Counters formed a movement of their own, the Leash (Tamaba nuu). The Leashes stated that they represented the true nationalist wing of the Cold party, that they would never compromise with outside powers, and that children should obey adults; therefore they would not serve the interests of the rebellious young Cook children. Yet they bluntly stated that they did not care what had happened to the two kidnapped Cook boys and would not search Play territory solely to rescue the boys; their priority was to invade the Players and take more land, even if the Players responded by abducting and killing more Cold citizens.

Thus there were now three separate armies marching under the Cold banner. The most traditional army was the Counters, but they were poorly equipped for battle and were motivated largely by the need to protect their children. A more militant army, the Leash, was less concerned about preventing civilian casualties and more concerned with winning back control of Nama from the Players. The third army was the Cooks, young boys who had placed themselves in command of adult soldiers who promised to fight on the front lines, even though many Cook leaders predicted that the adult soldiers would scatter at the first sign of danger and leave the boys to face the Player army on their own.

Player escalation

Needle attack

Many Players still lived peaceably in Cold territory. In the city of Čumfunua, in the Cold Men's northern Needle region (Natamšīa), a group of Play civilians gathered up weapons and then attacked the city, taking it over by pure force and thus turning it into a Play stronghold outside the control of the Cold Men. These Players manufactured their own weapons, largely made from the wood of the pine trees that grew in and around the city of Čumfunua.

Čumfunua was an important waypoint on STW's trade route that stretched across the continent and linked the Play capital city of Pūpepas with Tata and Baeba Swamp thousands miles down the road. By taking over Čumfunua, the Players realized that they could disrupt trade and travel along the road.

The Play army had been ruled out of Cold territory by the recent Impossible Treaty, and this was one of the few points of the treaty for which the Cold Men demanded strict compliance. But the Cold party constitution did not allow them to ban the Play party itself, and there was no support within Cold territory for a civil war against the legal Play civilians who had chosen to remain.

Disruption

By this time, the Cooks and Clovers had formed close bonds and were considering a treaty identifying themselves as a single nation with two autonomous provinces; this would be little more than a diplomatic formality since they would not be bound by any treaties, even to a common military policy, but it would underscore the claim that the Cook-Clover alliance was in control of its territory and not merely a front for the traditional adult powers sharing their land.

But now the Play insurgents had broken the young nation in half. Despite its large claimed territory, communication between the Cook and Clover capitals relied on a single, vulnerable trade route controlled mostly by the STW corporation, which had built and continually maintained the road because it profited from the trade. This road also continued further south, into Play territory, and therefore by taking control the Players could conceivably charge higher prices for their products and pay lower prices for what was given to them.

Cold reaction

The Cold nation had no unified police force because the Cooks had expected that an adult police force would not obey them. Thus, the adult police force was run by the Counter party.

The Players in Memnumu said that because the attack had taken place in Cold territory, it was the responsibility of the Cold military and police forces to prevent such attacks, and therefore the Players in Memnumu would not accept blame. This was the same argument that the Players had used just weeks earlier to blame the kidnapping of the Cook boys on the villagers of Nama; this led the Counters to grow increasingly suspicious of the Players, wondering if this excuse would be repeated every time the Players launched an unprovoked attack against the Counters or the Cooks.

The Counter soldiers knew that they could not easily launch revenge attacks in Play territory because the Play police force was much more strict and did not allow the Cold party, nor any other party with a male leadership structure.

The Cooks knew that the STW corporation would most likely order its traders to fight the Players and reestablish control of the route for STW, since STW relied on that trade route more than the Cooks did. All adults in STW were soldiers, and therefore could be called on at any time by STW to fight a battle, but the Cooks also knew that STW had recently become notorious for forcing child soldiers into battles adults would not fight, and worried that STW's traders, who were now stuck in Cold territory south of the insurgents, would use some sort of clever trick to force the Cooks into battle against the insurgents and that STW would only show up once many Cooks had been killed. The Cooks figured that STW's scheme, if it existed, might rely on antagonizing the entire Play population and not just the insurgents along the trade route.

Cooks attempt to regain control

With their own army, the Cooks attempted to regain control of the lost city of Čumfunua. The Cook leaders assigned a boy named Yamaupa the job of retaking the city. Yamaupa then led 623 young Cooks and a smaller number of adult soldiers westward through the wilderness towards the city of Čumfunua.

Battle of Čumfunua

As the army reached the city of Čumfunua, they saw that the Players were now patrolling the perimeter. At this, the adults in Yamaupa's army refused to fight, telling the children to lead the battle themselves since they were the ones with the most to gain from a victory. Repeating well-worn arguments, the adults argued that there was no cultural precedent to force older adults to take the front lines of the battle while sparing younger adults, and that even the youngest Cooks had become legally adults by taking power in the government. These men argued that the Cooks could not be adults in Parliament and children on the battlefield, and that because the Cooks had the leading positions in the government, they should also be the ones to fight on the front lines.

Earlier, some Cook leaders had been warning of the dangers of enrolling adults into the Cook army, saying that their experiences so far had proven that adults were unreliable allies. Most of the Cook population had assured these people that they were expecting too little, and that the adult soldiers, mostly former Tadpoles, would have no reason to betray the Cooks because they were bound by common interests and also had a common enemy. But now, seeing that the worst predictions had indeed come true, the Cooks discharged all adults from their army and then surrendered control of Čumfunua to the Play party. The Players then impounded the 600 young boys and girls as prisoners of war, saying that they would be well cared for, but had irrevocably given up their freedom by surrendering to the Players.

The Players allowed the Cooks to communicate diplomatically even while imprisoned. They secured a statement from the Cook general Yamaupa who had attempted to free Čumfunua declaring his people to be at peace with the Play party to the south, inviting the Players to accelerate their invasion, and stating that he believed the wider Cook population would be better off living in a tyrannical Play colony than under the care of their own adult population.

Meeting in Pūpepas

Yamaupa's surrender did not bind the Cook population as a whole, who remained at war with the Players after the Players' capture of the 600 soldiers. The Cooks sent a team of diplomats to the Play capital of Pūpepas, including some prisoners of war whom the Players had allowed to attend. Still making gestures of trust, the Cooks asked the Players to protect these kids on their journey so that they would not be abducted again, and so that if harm did come to them, the Players would not be able to deflect the blame.

In Pūpepas they asked the Players to release the children from the detention camp in Čumfunua, stating that the entire Cook population was willing to submit to Play rule and that they wished to see Anzan lose its entire youth population to show the adults the consequences of their unending betrayals.

The Cooks stated that the Players would be doing them a great favor by releasing their friends, but that it would also benefit the Players. The Cooks stated that the Counters, STW, and other traditional adult armies would most likely retake Čumfunua on their own, and might then punish the Players in ways that the Cooks could not. The Players stated that if the Cooks were serious about submitting to Play rule, that they needed to realize that they would all live in conditions similar to prisoners of war and that the Players were their protectors, not their abusers.

Expulsion

In the wake of the Play insurgency, the Cooks banned all adults from their party. They promised to continue working with the Counters in parliament, but stated that it was impossible for the Cooks to lead the nation if there were adults within their own party standing in their way and at every chance doing precisely what most utterly ruined their plans.

Although the Cooks were still at war with the Players, they realized now that they had no adult allies at all and could not participate in any war except as victims. They hoped that the Players would take pity on them and focus their attacks on the Counters, but at the same time, the Cook leaders could not bear to make peace with the Players so long as the Players refused to release the prisoners of war. Realizing the situation was impassable, the Cooks focused their attention on the enemies within their nation.

Criticism of Tadpoles

The Cooks said that the Tadpoles' betrayal was the only reason that 600 Cook children were now imprisoned in Čumfunua; had the Cooks known that the Tadpoles were going to flee, they would have never come to battle in the first place.

The Cooks extended the ban to women because they argued that women, too, should be police officers and that they should patrol the streets for young children, and because the men who were being expelled were married to some of these women, who to the Cooks were behaving as one.

Other complaints

Not all of the adults expelled from the Cook party were battle-shy ex-Tadpoles. But the Cooks claimed that the remaining adults were merely taking advantage of the difficult situation, and that, rather than uniting with the young Cooks against an obvious greater enemy, the adults had demanded the Cooks put the traditional adult power structure back in place, having claimed that the much older citizens knew from their long experience at war better how to handle an insurgency than did the young Cook leaders. But the Cooks argued that they had more experience with the situation at hand because the veterans had only fought wars as adults.

Moreover, the Cooks explained that in their short time in power, it had already become plain that the adults who had joined their party were not interested in cooperation, did not respect that they had been invited to a position they had not earned, and were unlikely to change their ways. From the beginning the young leaders had complained that the adults did not take them seriously. Adult Cooks had at times forced their ideas through even when they were clearly outnumbered, claiming they spoke for a much wider population, and that even when they lost an argument they would refuse to back down. Because so many of these people were the Cooks' own parents, they would continue the fights at home, and had forced many young Cook children out of their homes.

Restoration of Tadpoles

The Cooks revived the Tadpole party and expelled the adult Cook population into it. They then declared that the Tadpoles were a criminal organization whose members could be arrested at any time.

New police force

The Cooks warned the Tadpoles that they were about to raise a traditional armed police force and would not shy away from arresting adults to impound them in their nation's preexisting prisons. Because merely being a Tadpole was a crime, the Cooks said that adults did not deserve a trial in court; rather, the Cooks would tolerate their presence so long as they did not disrupt Cook society, but would arrest them if they perceived a threat either to the Cooks or to any other group.

These new threats did not apply to adults in the Counter party, which the Cooks promised to respect and consider outside their purview.

Plans for the future

Abolition of adult status

The Cooks abolished their own adult status with this declaration, stating they were not adults and that their culture was wrong to force children as young as 13 into adult duties when they were still growing and most had not yet found homes of their own. (Most Cooks, having run away from their parents, now lived in vacated STW orphanages without adult caretakers.)

The Cooks promised to pass new laws discriminating against Tadpoles, saying that this did not violate their earlier proclamation because they were merely discriminating against a rival political party, just as they had for the Raspara. This again did not apply to the Counters, even though the Cooks also admitted they were growing weary of the Counters' own drive for power.

Opposition to democracy

The Cooks worried that democracy, by its very nature, would lead to each new generation of children siding with their classmates over their parents and then seeking to overthrow the government. The Cooks had overpowered their parents easily because they outnumbered their parents by a wide margin, but they worried that in the future, the population distribution would return to a more traditional balance across age groups, and that the younger generation would see that they could not win so easily, and choose to seek power through violent conflict. The Cooks wanted their long-term members to start families, and then work together with their young children to strengthen their nation, with party membership being passed down through family lines.

Some Cooks believed that the generational conflict was nonetheless unavoidable, drawing on their own experience, saying that children by nature bonded more closely to children their own age than to adults, even their own parents. They believed that the only means to prevent another such conflict was to abolish democracy and rule through force. These people also said that the conflict could happen within a few years, since the rebels could simply be children a few years younger than the currently ruling Cooks, rather than the descendants of the currently ruling Cooks.

Response

The pro-democracy Cooks stated that childhood was a life stage, not a party identity, and that the Cook party would grow with its members and become a traditional adult-oriented party in time. Thus, the Cooks promised their new laws could not be turned back against them if an even younger group were to arise in the future and threaten the Cooks' power structure. Yet, acknowledging that all attempts to work with adults had so far ended in failure for both the Cooks and the Clovers, the Cooks promised to find a way to include younger members in leadership positions in the future Cook party so that they would not become the very sort of unhelpful adults they were striving so hard to get free of.

The Cook leaders never proposed raising the voting age, because their culture had traditionally defined adulthood to begin either exactly at age 13 or upon the graduation of school, which typically happened at age 13 or earlier. The Cooks moreover had accepted partial completion of school as sufficient for their own leaders, and because they considered themselves competent, did not see any reason to demand that future Cook leaders complete their schooling. Yet the Cooks continued to insist that they were not adults, using an alternate definition of adult as a man or woman who had living descendants.

Counter response

The Counters by this time had become openly hostile to STW, claiming that STW had dismantled the adult power structure of both the Cold and Clover nations, replacing them with children unfit to rule, presumably because STW knew that young children would be both very loyal to STW for having hoisted them up, and also very easily pushed around.

The Counters took pity on the Cook children, admitting that it was difficult for the Counters to relate to their situation. The Counters understood why many Cooks wanted peace with the Players even as the Players were escalating their invasion of Cook territory: the Cooks had trusted the adults in their party would fight the adult soldiers in the Play army, only to see the adults abandon the military without ever seeing combat and then coldly tell the children to fight the adult rebels on their own.

Four-party system

Some young children opposed the Cooks' movements towards pacifism. Their kupukapukipa movement, glorifying war for the sake of war, told Cooks that while the Players could still be their friends, the Players would need to bend to the Cooks rather than meeting in the middle.

By this time, an adult-oriented militarist group calling itself the Leash (Tamaba nuu) had declared itself a separate party.

Within months, the Kupukapukipa broke from the Cooks, and declared themselves an independent political party, the Scorpions. The Kupukapukipa had realized they needed to organize quickly to prevent the Leash supporters from taking root and gaining cross-generational appeal. By forming their own party, the Scorpions made it harder for them to gain power in Parliament, and answered that they would not need democracy to achieve their goals. Thus, the Scorpions alienated the Rash boys, who also supported war but continued to identify themselves as a faction of the Cook party and insisted on maintaining their nation's existing parliamentary system.

Thus, there were four major parties competing for power in Cold territory:

1. The Counters, the people who had broken away from the Pioneers and founded the new Cold nation. They were mostly adults and had traditionally supported a male power structure. Now, they were enrolling women who had no place else to go, but they still insisted that men retain control.
2. The Cooks, largely the children of the Counters. The Cooks barred adults from party membership, and now had an even balance of boys and girls, and were the most pacifist of the four parties, even seeking to form an alliance with the Players who had occupied the city of Čumfunua.
3. The Leash, strong nationalists who supported aggressive expansion of the Cold nation into Play territory and opposed minority rights. They were a traditional adult male party but were warming to the idea of admitting women.
4. The Scorpions, nationalists with violent rhetoric who considered themselves more hardy than all other parties and promised to reduce everyone's living standards until the other parties gave up. They were mostly young boys but were too few in number to greatly affect the Cooks' ratio of boys to girls.

Thus, although the Cold nation had four major parties, for practical purposes, there were two parties for children and two parties for adults. The Cooks, the largest party, had expected new parties to arise, and had hoped to ally with the adults in the Counter party against their new opponents. However, to their dismay, the Counters showed little interest in this, despite their close ideological match with the Cook party.

Rise of the Scorpions

Naming

Because the name Kupukapukipa, shorn of its classifiers as by tradition, could be read in many ways, they did not ask for a standard trade name when meeting with foreign language diplomats; they identified themselves by their flag and by their native-language party name. They sometimes answered to the name Scorpions, as kipa was the Play word for scorpion, and they were fond of imagery depicting scorpions injuring humans' bare feet. They sometimes also used the name Needles, honoring the insurgents who had attacked the Cold Men precisely when they were too weak to respond.

Scorpion philosophy

The Scorpions described their philosophy as a middle position between the Cold and Play philosophies, taking what was right from each side and leaving what was wrong. Therefore, the Scorpions were not compromising between the Cold Men and Players, and would not change their philosophy simply because the Cold Men and Players changed theirs.

The Scorpions stated that because they supported war itself and not merely one particular war in a given time or place, their philosophy was eternal, and they could never be defeated except by similarly absolute pacifists. The Scorpions thus oriented themselves against the rising pacifist movement and prepared for an all-out war against their unarmed opponents.

The Scorpions published a political charter detailing their beliefs:

1. War is natural, and war is good in and of itself.
2. Adult leadership is not necessary in a war; boys and men can both find their way to sites of battle.
3. The weak and stupid deserve to be abused, even if their morals are perfectly clean. Unworthy people seeking to join the Scorpions will be assigned the position they deserve.
4. Pacifists and anyone showing compassion for the weak also deserve to be abused.
5. Individual humans have no rights; rights follow from loyal service to a community.
6. Authority must be earned, and anyone falsely acting as if they are in charge will be demoted to the bottom of the hierarchy.
7. Filth is natural, and will protect humans from disease while yet allowing soldiers to spread plagues far beyond their campsites.
8. Identification with elements of the natural world, such as cold weather, drives off potential supporters. The Scorpions shall have no geographical or tribal boundaries.
9. The Scorpions do not need allies, but should always fight wars strategically rather than relying on national pride to deliver improbable victories.
10. A strong nation needs a single head of state; it matters not whether the leader is male or female, but they must be very intelligent and not simply guided by a brash personality.

The Scorpions admired STW's longstanding practice of traumatizing young recruits to ensure they were hardy enough to benefit the organization, but argued that to truly serve its purpose, the pain should be inflicted on the enemies, not the supporters, of the Scorpions.

Comparison with the Leash

The Leashes promoted racism and stated that it was simply natural for a nation's ruling party to better the interests of its dominant ethnic group at the expense of the smaller, weaker groups trapped within its borders. This type of racism was more severe than the Counters' support of racial discrimination laws because the Leashes planned to discriminate even against longstanding aboriginal tribes that the Counter had seen as natural allies. The Leash also promoted militarism, stating that only men who risked their lives in war were true Leashes, and that by doing so, they would earn the right to overthrow any non-Leash governments, even if the victims of the coup were soldiers who had fought alongside the Leash in recent wars.

By contrast, the Scorpions opposed racism. They never stated that racism was morally wrong, but rather that it was a sign of weakness, and that any group that attained majority status and still faced opposition from minorities was very weak indeed. The Scorpions promised that they would seize control of their nation while still being a minority, and would dominate their enemies, including the Leashes, by pure physical force.

Comparison with the Matrixes

The Scorpions took power in an upland area of Nama well out of reach of Tata's Matrix army, which had recently captured over 100,000 slaves and now boasted of being the world's cruelest soldiers. The Scorpions announced the Matrixes were mere pretenders, and warned that if the Matrix and Scorpion forces ever clashed, the Scorpions would quickly turn the Matrix soldiers into meat. But the Scorpions also announced they felt no sympathy for the slaves of the Matrixes, and would not send a Scorpion force to rescue them.

Comparison with the Zenith

The Scorpions also rejected comparisons with the Zenith, an ancient alliance of criminals which had long been associated with amoral politics during those times when its members engaged in politics at all. The Zeniths had no central government, and were the only political party that allowed treason (meaning Zeniths could kill other Zeniths and face no penalty), whereas the Scorpions embraced authoritarianism and, unlike societies around them, demanded that power be concentrated in a single head of state.

Scorpion demographics

The Scorpion movement filled the power vacuum left by the departure of the adult male Pioneer army. Therefore, their membership consisted almost entirely of children, and they could not meaningfully participate in a war at the time of their founding, much less win one. Their dedication to warfare was thus based on emotion, not reason. Nonetheless, the leaders of the Scorpions were adults who had defected from the small remnant adult population as they grew opposed to both the mainstream Cold philosophy and the rising pacifist movement. These adult leaders focused on protecting their large child population while attracting recruits from the young children who belonged to other movements.

Plans for war

The Scorpions' president, Navuŋīyā, planned to launch a conventional war around the year 4206, fourteen years after their founding, expecting that by then all of their founding members would be adults and that a new generation of Scorpion children would by then have arisen to replace the founders, and if necessary, also help them win their war.

Likewise, the Scorpions opposed the philosophically similar Leash party in public, but privately planned to declare their support for the Leash within a few years in order to form a military alliance, and then betray them at the last moment so that the Leashes would be forced into a war in which they would gain nothing. Since the Leash was a traditional adult political party, the Scorpions hoped that they could stir up sympathy for their own members while they were still children and then give nothing back when the Scorpions reached adulthood.

Players' reaction

The Scorpions identified themselves as a transnational movement, and therefore planned to stand for elections in Play territory as well. Nonetheless, the Players banned the Scorpion party immediately, stating that nearly every point in its charter violated the Play constitution, and that any party with even one such violation would be unwelcome in Play territory. Many Play leaders wanted to beat the Scorpions at their own game, saying that since the Scorpions valued intelligent leaders so much, the new, well-educated Players could outsmart them all and win their praise. Other Players believed that the Scorpions would burn off all of their hatred within a generation, as the violent children turned into adults and raised children of their own.

By contrast, the Counters began to argue that both the Scorpion and Leash parties were simply blinded Counters, and would return to their parent party at the next outbreak of war regardless of who the enemy was. The Counters began to consider that strengthening their nation's control over minority parties might be more important for the foreseeable future than strengthening their small remaining conventional army.

Reforms in Cook territory

Earlier, the Cooks had announced the formation of a Cook police force, and because they had banned all adults from their party, all of the new Cook police officers were children. Despite their increasingly strained relations with the adults in the Counter party, the Cooks knew that they would still need the Counter police to help them deal with violent crime, or else the Cooks would be at risk of being slaughtered by the criminals they would attempt to catch.

The Counter police officers agreed with the Cooks that the men who had abandoned the siege of Čumfunua deserved prison time at best and execution at worst. They warned, however, that they would not agree to the Cooks' plan of arresting all non-Counter adults, and that if the Cooks attempted to carry it out, they could not expect the Counters to protect the young Cook police officers.

Counter secession

Apposition

At this point, the Counters seceded from Anzan to re-create Counterland, the nation they had formed while dodging the draft during the recent Pioneer War. The first iteration of Counterland had had the same borders as the parent nation of Anzan, and therefore their "secession" was a legal fiction, employed to free their party from the military treaty that would have otherwise forced them to fight alongside the Pioneers. This time, the Counters promised their secession would create a traditional nation in a small compact habitat, and that the remaining territory would be released to the Cooks.

The Counters showed a map of the new Counterland, consisting mostly of territory in Nama, and essentially being the areas of Anzan that the Players were intent on conquering. Thus the Counters abandoned their own capital city to the children in the Cook party and stated that the Counters would not return to their cities until they had won the war against the Players. The Counters admitted that since they were greatly outnumbered by children, it was logical that the children should have most of the nation's territory to themselves, including the capital. The Counters promised that they considered the situation fair and would not demand the return of Napaatusā once the war was over; nonetheless, they also warned that the Players were liable to invade Napaatusā once they realized that the Counters had abandoned it, and that the Counters no longer had any obligation to protect the Cooks.

Wishing the young Cooks the best of luck in running a nation with no adults, the Counters announced that they no longer felt any obligations to care for the Cooks' basic needs, and that they would not help Cooks who came pleading to the Counters for help unless the Cooks agreed to abolish their party and submit to absolute control by the Counters. By formally seceding, the Counters also deprived the Cooks of their tax revenue and cut them off from all industries that relied on adult laborers, figuring that the Cook economy would collapse immediately as they would be fully tied down just keeping themselves safe and fed, and would have no time left over for traditional labor.

Counter military plans

The Counters warned that they would raise a strong military and that they would not feel obligated to defend the Cooks' nation, which had retained the name Anzan, even though most Cooks were the children of the Counters. The Counters again promised to hold off the invading Play army on their own, but stated that they could not do this while simultaneously helping the young Cooks who were trying to make peace with the Players.

The Counters also revealed plans for a war in which the Counter army would invade the Cooks and push them into a single city, with Counters surrounding them on all sides. They promised that they would take all possible measures to avoid killing their children, and that by winning the war they would be protecting the Cooks from the Players, but that such a war may be needed to convince the Cooks to give up their struggle for a nation of their own.

Reaction

The declaration surprised the young Cook leaders. Defining themselves as rebels, they had been planning to embarrass the Counters, but the Counters had made the first move and had forced the Cooks into a situation they had not prepared for.

Since STW was still strong, the Counters gave the Cooks a choice: either obey their parents, or admit that the STW corporation had replaced their family and that they were just pawns for STW by this point.

Family migration law

The Counters abolished cities, stating that they were now a nomadic people whose Parliament would only meet when they were able to secure a stable territory in Counterland or else regain control of Napaatusā from the Cooks nonviolently. They nonetheless passed a law stating that the migrating families needed to take their children with them, apart from those who pledged allegiance to the Cooks, and that if the parents judged it morally sound, they could also bring young Cook children with them in the belief that they were too young to know what was best for them. Thus, the Counters were forbidden from abandoning young children to fend for themselves in the wilderness. Yet, some families chose to abandon their children even so, claiming that the Cooks were able to take care of them, and that their parental responsibilities had been cleared. These people took advantage of earlier claims from the Cooks that even very young children could make independent decisions, and then claimed that the children they were abandoning had voluntarily chosen to join the Cooks.

Cooks regroup

When the Counters had seceded, they had taken their weapons and armor with them so they could fight the war in Nama. Therefore, the Cooks were poorly equipped for battle. They hoped to acquire weapons and armor from the STW traders, but understood that they had little wealth of their own to trade to STW, and might need to pay their bills through labor.

The Cooks realized that they would have a much easier time defending their territory if they concentrated themselves along STW's trade road, since three outside powers — the Players, the Clovers, and STW — all benefited from trade along that road and would have a strong incentive to keep the road open and safe for travel and for habitation. Also, moving to the road would free the Cooks from the danger of living so close to the Players, in the event that the Players were to defeat the Counters and then push onward into Cook territory despite the Cooks' attempts at making peace with the Players.

But the Cooks realized their plan to physically consolidate their nation would be difficult. Their parents had run away from their homes, in many cases leaving the children without viable means of transport to get to the western trade road. Even those who did arrive would have to solve new problems, such as where to live and how to feed themselves without weapons to hunt animals with, or easy access to the sea.

Consolidation of troops

The Counters soon realized that the Cooks were serious about their plan to rule Anzan without adults, and that the Cooks were about to raise an independent army, economy, and so on, rather than admitting they could not do it on their own and pleading for the Counters to compromise with them. Because the Cook territory was insulated from outside powers, the Counters figured that the Cooks would not need to fight conventional battles against their enemies, but the Counters expected that, one way or another, Anzan would fall into ruin and that the Counters would need to sweep in to rescue the Cooks either from outside invasions (even if indirect), from famine (as they were unsure of the Cooks' ability to gather food supplies), or from a civil war in which they had broken up and attacked each other.

By this time there was already a second political party, the Scorpions, which had broken from the Cooks and which also had very few adult members. Since the Scorpions were children, the Counters knew that they had little moral restraint against attacking other children, and that a Scorpion-Cook civil war could lead to tens of thousands of deaths as the two young armies would not be able to stop the war once it began.

A new party for adults, the Leash, had arisen in recent months, and they had shocked the world by admitting that they did not care if the kidnapped Cook children were being abused in Play territory, and implying that the Leashes themselves would attack children if the opportunity arose, expecting no sympathy from the other three parties competing for power in Anzan. Since the Leashes had not followed the Counters' plan to fight the Players in Nama, they were roaming freely through the Cook territory that was otherwise off-limits for adults, and the Counters worried that the Cooks would be easy prey. However, the Leashes reminded the others that most of them were the parents of young Cook leaders, just like the Counters were, and that the Leashes' plans involved slaughtering their enemies, not their sons and daughters.

Judicial reforms

Nonetheless, the Cooks decided to ban the Leashes from their territory, and then proclaimed that all adults would be arrested on sight regardless of their party allegiance. Being an adult thus became legally equivalent to treason. The Cooks stated that they still respected their parents in the Counter party, but since the Counters had promised never to intrude into Cook territory, the Cooks declared that any who did so were enemy soldiers by definition.

The Cooks again assured their people that the new laws would never apply to the Cooks themselves, and that as before they hoped to mature into adults while retaining their identity as a single group. But they had been defeated and betrayed so many times that they no longer planned for the distant future, and worried that their nation might be defeated within years if not months. Therefore the Cooks declared that the new law banning all adults from Cook territory would remain in effect indefinitely.

This new decree eliminated the need for trials in court; the Cooks had recently been forced to grant trials to accused criminals because the Clovers did so, and because they had earlier signed a treaty with the Clovers stating that certain practices adhered to by one party would also be mandatory for the other. The Cooks had found this very frustrating, as the accused parties were nearly always guilty, and quite obviously so; moreover, the Cooks knew that most nations around them, including the Counters, did not have court systems at all and were much more efficient at arresting and executing their criminals.

Effect on police

Earlier, despite the existence of an independent Cook police force, the Cooks had relied on the adults in the Counter police force to arrest violent criminals. The Counters had refused to arrest adults who were not also identifiable as having committed some crime; therefore the Cooks had never really been able to carry out their laws. Now, without the Counters, the Cooks were on their own. They reaffirmed their promise to arrest all adults, and stated that they were physically equipped to handle the job, although they realized it would be difficult.

Relations with STW

STW still had about 4,500 mercenaries in Cook territory guarding the trade road that connected the Cooks with the Players to the south and the Clovers to the west. The Cooks outnumbered these men by a ratio of more than 20 to 1, but the Cooks did not feel they could take on the STW soldiers even with such a ratio, and so privately admitted to STW that they were not intending to apply their new laws to the STW traders.

The Cooks excused this by saying that the STW employees were transitory, and did not actually live in the Cook nation of Anzan, but many Cook leaders were growing increasingly frustrated, saying that they were yet again being forced to allow adults to break their laws, simply because the adults were too strong for the young Cooks to control.

Eight-party conference

The Counters and Players agreed to yet another new meeting in Counterland. The Counters had begun to contemplate surrendering all of Nama to the Players in the hopes that they would be satisfied with that and then allow the Counters to retake control of their child population.

The organizers also invited the Cooks, the Clovers, the Scorpions, the Pacifists, the Leashes, and STW to the meeting. STW was responsible for transportation of the Scorpions and Clovers, and had earned their place at the debate table by promising to deliver the young representatives safely to the meeting. The Cooks chose to again rely on the Players for transportation, even though the Players were invading their nation.

Player position

The Players went to the meeting knowing that they had the strongest position of all the participants. The Cooks' trade route connected with the Play homeland, not with the Counters' new nation in Nama (although there were accessory roads connecting the main route to Nama). Therefore, the Cooks were economically dependent on the Players and STW, and entirely untethered from their parents. Despite the Counters' earlier threats to ruin the Cooks' economy, only the Players could do that now.

The Play diplomats were female, as in previous meetings. The Cooks seemed to grow more distrustful of adults with each new meeting, but the Players hoped they could reshape this feeling into a distrust of adult men specifically, and therefore come to be seen as ideal leaders for the desperate young Cooks. Yet the Players knew that the Cooks had expelled women from their party as well, and for the same reason that they had expelled the men.

Meeting begins

However, at the meeting, the STW representative arrived alone, leaving the twelve Cook diplomats surrounded by adults. In the earlier meetings, the Cooks had been reassured by the presence of the Clovers even though they seemed to make little difference in the outcome of the meetings. Now, the Cooks were frightened and wondered if the STW diplomat they had been told to trust had in fact kidnapped both the Clovers and the Scorpions, for some reason yet to be revealed. But the Cook diplomats were afraid to confront the STW diplomat peering over their shoulders.

STW's explanation

STW had sent a new diplomat this time, whom the kids were not familiar with. Yet he stood behind the Cooks just as Slider had done, as though they were not important, and instead faced towards the Players who were seated across the table.

He explained that the Clover kids could not attend the meeting because they were now at war with their own adult population. He promised that STW's mercenaries were helping the Clovers in this war, that the Clovers were still interested in maintaining friendly contacts with the Cooks and the Players along STW's trade route, and that STW could guarantee safety for young children traveling in either direction even during the war. But the Clovers were so short on personnel, he continued, that they simply could not afford to send any of their representatives to the new meeting in Counterland. He produced a document that had earlier been signed by the Clover king, the Golden Sun, stating that his people were too busy to participate in foreign affairs, although the document did not specifically mention the new meeting and thus could not be used as proof for STW's claims.

The STW diplomat then went on to explain that the Scorpions were geographically dispersed, that STW had been unable to locate a leader to talk to, and that they felt the Scorpions could not be accurately represented in a debate if STW were to simply pick Scorpion kids at random to speak for the wider population.

Cook diplomats' reaction

The Play word vapap "war" was never used metaphorically; Play had other words which could signify either a literal combat war or a conflict of emotions, but STW's diplomat had been clear what he meant. Though the Clovers were indeed fighting a war of combat, nearly all of the soldiers fighting in this war were adults, including the small but powerful Matrix army, along with STW's mercenaries. A third participant was the Soap Bubbles. The Cooks were unfamiliar with these other powers, and wrongly assumed that the orphaned children in the Clover kingdom were fighting against their adult population directly. Thus, while the adults in the room felt that the STW diplomat was intending to reassure the Cook children that their friends in the Clover kingdom were safe, the Cooks became visibly distressed upon hearing STW's explanation for the Clovers' absence and perceived it as a veiled threat against themselves. The Cooks had grown increasingly wary of STW, and now wondered if their having created a nation with no adult population would only make it much easier for STW to control them.

The Cooks thus believed that either STW's diplomat was telling the truth, and that the Clovers were fighting an unfair war against their adult population, or that STW was lying and had either abducted the kids or failed to protect them. In either case, the Cooks understood that there was no safe place for young children in their nation and that they might not see their homes again. They thanked the Players for delivering them safely to the meeting even as some Cooks still believed that the Players had started the trend of abducting young diplomats in their earlier meeting.

Western front

Celebrating their diplomatic victory at the meeting in Counterland, the Players appointed a new general, Mibas, to lead the assault against the Cook children who had made peace with them. The Players realized that STW had lost its standing with the Cooks by failing to deliver the representatives from the other children's parties to the meeting, and that the Cooks had misunderstood the STW diplomat's explanation for their absence, believing that the Clovers in Pavaitaapu were fighting hand-to-hand combat against their adult population, with the adults in that war seemingly giving the children no sympathy. Therefore, the Players assumed that they could invade the Cooks and the Cooks would see the Players as protectors so long as the Play soldiers did not simply slaughter the children upon first sight. Thus the Players' new invasion of Anzan became the western front of the Weather War.

The Players knew that their betrayal would only underscore the Cooks' belief that all adults were suspect and liable to betray them with or without a reason. But the invasion would force the Cooks to negotiate with the Players alone even if the Cooks switched sides in desperation and tried to rejoin their parents. Meanwhile, any Counters attempting to rescue the Cooks would need to fight through the new Play battalions first, and any Counters who transferred from Vavatabūa's front (that is, Counterland) to Mibas' front would only accelerate the Players' takeover of Nama and the remainder of Counterland.

Plans for invasion

The Players estimated that the Cooks had about 120,000 enrolled members, mostly aged between 10 and 14 years old with a smaller number of younger children who had by one means or another come under the care of the Cooks instead of their parents. They continued to ignore the adult population entirely, saying that most adults legally present in the Cook territory were wounded war veterans who would be more of a burden to the Cook children than a help, and that illegal adults could come and go as they pleased and would at best be unreliable allies for the Cooks, fighting in the war only out of sympathy. The Players had privately contacted the STW corporation, and STW had promised to allow the new war.

The Players reassigned 8,900 soldiers from Vavatabūa's army in Nama to Mibas' new thrust into Anzan, figuring that with their weapons, armor, and greater physical strength they could quickly subdue the Cook army even if the Cooks decided to send their entire population to battle. The Play parliament devolved military decisions to its male generals, one of the very few spheres in which Play men could wield power. Mibas therefore took command of the 8,900 soldiers and wrote the battle plan on his own.

STW's trade route emerged from Play territory, not from the nominal capital city of Napaatusā, which was only connected to the trade route by an accessory road. Therefore the Players had no need to capture Napaatusā. Therefore, and because STW had earlier approved of the invasion, Mibas could lead his army directly into Cook territory without the adults in Counterland even knowing that the war now had two fronts.

Mibas expected the Cooks to surrender immediately, and to submit to Play rule once they realized that STW's soldiers were not helping them, and that they had been yet again betrayed by a traditional adult army that they had expected to protect them. Once the Players had secured a victory, they would collect along Anzan's eastern border with Counterland, and Mibas promised his soldiers that the Cooks would then allow the Players to fortify the border between Anzan and Counterland to keep the Counters from entering.

Siege of Turtle City

Mibas moved quickly, knowing that his plan would be easier if the Play soldiers could corner the Cooks before any outside parties could react. He retreated his soldiers from the ongoing invasion of Counterland, which was focused in the Naman state of Ihhai, and then marched several hundred miles westward through the Play homeland in order to line his army up with the Cooks' known population centers, which were focused on STW's trade route leading towards the Clovers in the Little Country.

The Cooks had retreated westward towards the trade route because they knew that they could not easily survive in the wilderness without STW's help. The Players did not know whether the Counters had then moved westward in order to reclaim this territory for themselves, or whether they were still focused on the war in Nama. If the Counters had not moved, the Players realized that they would be able to add this territory to the Play nation with little struggle, and keep the Cooks physically confined hundreds of miles away from their parents.

Having completed the westward shift, Mibas then thrust his army into Cook territory at the border city of Šamnaa (Late Andanese Ukahugukata), sometimes referred to in diplomacy as Turtle City because of its having once been part of the state of Kava. This was at the southeast corner of the area under Cook control, and located at a very high elevation at the source of a major north-flowing river. Because of the terrain, it was out of reach of foreign powers. There were some transitory STW mercenaries present, but Mibas promised his men that STW would not interfere or try to wrest control of Turtle City from the Players once the Players had secured their control.

The Play soldiers outnumbered the Cooks in Turtle City, whose population they estimated at about 7,000. The Cooks had no viable means of getting more soldiers to move eastward from the further points on the road, and the Players assumed that they did not even know yet that they were being invaded. Mibas thus directed his men to circle around the perimeter of the city, surrounding it on all sides, hoping to secure a quick surrender from the kids and avoid traditional combat, knowing that if even a few Cooks were killed, all manner of unpredictable consequences could follow.

Once the Players surrounded the city, they sent a detachment of soldiers into the core of the city to meet with the Cook leaders. These men were wearing armor and loudly announced their presence as they marched, intending to be sure that the Cooks knew their city was under siege. The Players moved slowly through the city, making clear to the Cooks that the Players sensed no danger, and therefore were in no hurry, nor would they be made to move faster in order to relieve the tension for the frightened Cooks. They also stayed close to the city's main road, in sight of the few STW soldiers also present in the city, thus making it clear to the Cooks that STW approved of the siege and that the Cooks could not push the Players back out.

Players take control

The Players reached the city hall building without violent resistance from the Cooks. The soldiers then crowded into the building, figuring that here might be the only place in the city where the Cook children would have weapons, and that the Players would be forced at least to defend themselves in order to reach a settlement with the Cook leaders. The Players soon realized that the Cooks in the city hall were unarmed as well, however, and figured that STW might have taken control of the Cooks' weapon supply, figuring that doing so would keep the Cooks safe from any rebellions within their ranks while also allowing STW to more easily keep control.

The Players thus forced the young leaders of Turtle City to hand over control to the Play army. The Players told the Cooks that their soldiers would be taking their supplies from the Cooks' stores and warehouses, which were supplied by STW, and that the Players would not compensate the Cooks for what they took away. The Players promised nonetheless that the bulk of the Play army would soon move west to the next Cook city and therefore relieve the Cooks in Turtle City of the burden of sheltering 9000 adults.

They demanded access to the city's prison, and the young leaders complied, whereupon the Play soldiers split into two groups: one group of just a few soldiers followed the kids into the prison, while the others dispersed to patrol the streets and to find a supply of food for the traveling battalion.

The Cooks showed the Players around their city's prison, which had been in operation for hundreds of years prior to the rise of the Cook party. Here, many adult men of the Tadpole and Counter parties were held captive. The Tadpoles had been impounded without trials, as the Cook party considered them criminals by definition, whereas the Counters had been tried and convicted of various crimes. Both groups of men had escaped execution by claiming to be the parents of Cook children in neighboring cities. Roughly one third of the prison inmates were young Cook children who had also been tried and convicted of crimes; these inmates were housed separately from the two groups of adults.

The Players declared that the Tadpoles and Counters were all guilty of treason, and demanded that the Cooks execute all of the adult prisoners immediately, or else the Players would do so themselves. The Cooks timidly admitted that they had disarmed their police force and were now physically incapable of killing these men, although they could withhold food and thus cause them to die of starvation. The Players thus realized that the Cooks might have no armed forces at all, and that the Players could surge westward along the trade route and even reach the Clovers without ever fighting a conventional battle.

Execution of prisoners

The Players then carried out their threat to execute the prisoners, allowing the blood-shy Cook population to hide in another room if they did not wish to see the men die. The child prisoners remained incarcerated because the Players considered the Cooks' prior convictions to be valid. Then, the Players announced that the prison would continue to house both children and adults, as they would impound any Cooks who chose to resist the Play occupation, along with Play soldiers who broke from the ranks.

However, the Players also promised to introduce a proper court system when time allowed, saying that the Cooks should not have been so easily blocked by the prisoners' insistence that they were the parents of the kids.

Cooks return home

The Players, having subdued Turtle City without a fight, split their army again, calving off a small battalion to move northwards from the city in order to extend their occupation into the high prairie region and prevent any outside powers, such as the Counters, from getting within a day's journey of Turtle City.

As the Play detachment moved onto the plains, they met up with the Cook land army for the first time. Rather than having surrendered their weapons to STW, as the Players had imagined, the Cooks had sent their soldiers to patrol the now unclaimed wilderness, much as the Players were now doing. The Players imagined that the Play-Cook border had been left undefended because the Cooks knew that they were no match for the Players, but that the Cook army was still capable of patrolling the wilderness, where only scattered resistance might be found, and where the young soldiers were more likely to come upon wild animals than enemy soldiers.

Worries about violence

STW had not told the Players of the existence of this army. The Players understood that STW's mercenaries rarely left the immediate vicinity of the trade road, and might simply not know that the Cooks had finally managed to create an army without adults. But they also realized that the Cook soldiers they saw were moving southwards, and were likely attempting to reach shelters in Turtle City. They were puzzled, therefore, at how STW could not know of the existence of this army, and wondered perhaps that STW had not in fact shared all of their secrets with the Play invaders.

The Play general Mibas told his soldiers to visibly part into two groups as the Cook boys approached them, allowing them the choice of greeting Mibas or ignoring the soldiers and simply moving through them. If they chose not to engage, the Players would then follow them towards Turtle City, pretending to be too slow to keep up, but in the end closing the gap so that the boys would end up trapped between the two Play battalions. Mibas figured violence was unlikely in this situation, as the Cooks would know that they were both surrounded by adults and outnumbered.

Therefore the Players put their plan into action. This took several hours.

Surrender

Surrounded, the humiliated Cooks surrendered, and the Play army declared them prisoners of war, just as the Cooks in Čumfunua were.

New appointment schedule

Having taken control of both Turtle City and Čumfunua, the Players called for yet another meeting with the young Cook diplomats, and also asked if the Cooks were willing to station diplomats in a safe Play-administered territory, leaving and returning on a rotating basis, so that the Players could host meetings with them every day. The Players, though reaffirming their continued alliance with STW, had never stopped criticizing STW, discretely communicating through children so that STW's mercenaries would blame the children instead of the Players if they heard negative opinions.

Use of female diplomats

The Players believed that their female diplomats were superior to the men in the other parties, and that they would better connect with the children who now had four political parties to themselves. (The Clovers had still not declared themselves to be a party, but outside their territory they were increasingly treated as such. The Players considered the Rash boys to have their own party as well, because their insistence on access to Parliament meant nothing to the Play occupiers who had abolished democracy.)

STW's bodyguards had spent much of their time in meeting standing close behind the Clover kids, or sometimes even the Cooks. At first, both the children and the adults in the meetings assumed that STW simply did not respect the young diplomats' opinions and was standing in that manner to show that they did not matter, and that STW was only interested in the opinions of the adults across the table. But the STW bodyguard often stood further behind, or walked around the room as if on patrol. Now the Players believed that this was simply an intimidation tactic, with each movement reminding the kids that they were being watched and that they could not do anything about it. The Players wondered if they had ever in fact heard an honest opinion from any of the children's political parties, or if they were all afraid to speak their minds for fear of what their bodyguards would do to them. The Players believed that they could also be intimidating, but that they would do so in a calming manner, reminding the Cooks and other young diplomats of how much good the Players could do for them if they would only admit that they had no choice in the manner.

The Players also believed that the other outside powers were using a false standpoint to debate from, winning the children's support by pretending to see them as equals of adults, knowing that it was human nature for children to support adults who respected their opinions and shun adults who belittled them. The Players knew that they had no choice but to do this as well, but hoped that they could get the children to understand the difference between intelligence and experience. Play-speaking cultures defined intelligence as the ability to learn, and therefore it was something children would often have more of than adults, but the Players understood that therefore intelligence alone was not sufficient to run a country.

Trade road meeting

To prove their sincerity, the Players announced a new diplomatic meeting in Cook territory, to be held in the newly captured Turtle City. The Players would take on the responsibility of gathering large numbers of diplomats from what they considered the four most important powers: the Cooks, the Clovers, the Scorpions, and the Rash. The Players stated that unlike STW, they would have no trouble gathering Scorpions and Clovers to attend the meeting, and that the Play soldiers would risk their lives to enter Clover and Scorpion territory on their own instead of relying on STW's mercenaries for transport. These Play men would be the children's bodyguards during the journey and during the meeting, but unlike STW's practice, they would not be attending the meeting.

The Players promised that they would not spy on the children while they met. After the children met with each other and signed a four-party treaty, one of their representatives would alert the Play men that they were finished, and these men would then fetch the Play women to meet with the children and begin the second phase of the meeting, at which they would sign a second treaty between the four powers, acting as one, and the Players.

Rash reaction

Plans for escalation

The Rashes were upset when they learned that the Cook children had twice submitted to the Players without actually fighting a battle. They asked in what sense the Cook army could defend their nation if they simply surrendered every time they ran into an adult army.

The Rashes understood the mainstream Cooks' preference for nonviolence, and that they would prefer to be taken as prisoners of war than to be killed, but pointed out that in either case it was a losing strategy, as the Players had now captured at least 1,000 Cook soldiers without the Cooks ever capturing any prisoners from the Play armies. Moreover the Rashes argued that the noncombatant Cooks living under Play rule were treated little better than the prisoners of war, and therefore that the Cooks had now lost more than a tenth of their population to the two separate Play invasions.

The Rashes declared that they would never be afraid of adult soldiers and would fight conventional battles against the Players. They promised to protect the lives of their soldiers, and agreed that they would sooner submit to prison than be killed, but also stated that they would seek to capture Play soldiers and intern them as prisoners of war in Rash-run camps instead of letting the Players capture the entire Rash population to do the same.

Battle strategies

The Rash boys had recently heard a rumor that the Play people were able to draw energy from the sun. This rumor had originated in Dreamland. Now some Rashes came to believe that the Players were going to invade them in the summer, and that they would be able to bring hot weather with them, such that the boys would not be able to bear the temperatures and would collapse due to the heat. The boys figured that if the Players drew their strength from the sun, they must therefore be weak during winter, so the boys drew up plans for an attack on Play territory during the onset of winter.

Attack and defense

The boys stressed the need to balance a proactive strategy of attacking their enemies at opportune times with a passive strategy where they would allow their enemies to approach or even invade them in order to bait them into a trap.

Intelligence and hardiness

The Lamb plan stressed the boys' need to outsmart the Players by any means possible, even knowing that the Players were especially proud of their claimed superior wartime intelligence, and that most soldiers in the Cook territories were very young and poorly educated.

The Mint plan relied on superior physical strength, again in the knowledge that the fully grown adult soldiers in the Play army were much stronger than the young boys in the Rash army, had more weapons, and were better protected by armor. They knew also that even if the Rashes won at first, the Players could escalate the fight by sending more and more troops into the Rashes' mountain habitats, whereas the Rashes were unsure that the Cook and Counter armies would be willing to join such a war if the Rashes ran out of soldiers.

The Rashes believed that absolute dependence on either of these plans was doomed to fail, but that balancing the two could work out. They believed, for example, that they could outsmart the Players by inviting an attack, ideally during winter, and that their cold-hardiness would then compensate for their other deficits during battle.

Lamb and Mint were both strong supporters of a defense-focused strategy, but stated that absolute submission was folly.

Claimed Rash territory

Consolidation of armed forces

The Rashes concentrated their armed forces in the highest terrain of Nama, an area rarely seen by humans, where the climate was cold and settled living was difficult. They declared themselves the only true Cold Men.

New humanitarian missions

Contact with the Seeds and Planters

At this point, the Rash boys, led by the young spies Mint and Lamb, entered the Play state of Pāpaŋa. They were spying on Nama's new Seed army (Čiaa), whose soldiers promised to specifically target the small children in the Players' Pine Tree Planters school system. The Seeds were also spying on both the Players and the Cooks (including the Rash).

Statement of humanitarian objectives

The Rash stated that even though they were at war with the Players, they would rescue young Play children from kidnappers because they considered themselves humanitarians first and Cold Men second. The Rash boys hoped that their missions would appeal to the Players and that the Players might call off their war altogether, but also committed to carry out their humanitarian missions even if they found themselves forced to fight the Play soldiers and the kidnappers simultaneously.

Analysis

The Rashes understood that the Players were not invincible and that their nation was not as they portrayed it. The Players portrayed their women as protectors of children, and their men as the best soldiers in the world, yet the Seeds' kidnappers had cut through the Play army and were now abducting children from civilian territory that was supposedly under the control of the children's mothers and teachers.

Again admitting that their humanitarian and military goals were at odds, the Rash boys entered Play territory as well, intending to follow the kidnappers down to their hideouts, rescue any children they found, and then kill or capture the kidnappers.

The Rashes knew from previous contacts that Play territory still had a large orphan population, and that these orphans were frequent targets of the Seeds' human trafficking operations, alongside possibly other illegal entities. They wondered if perhaps the Play population had grown so much that there were not enough adults to feed the orphans, and that some orphans were forced to fend for themselves in the wilderness.

In Cook territory, the children patrolled the streets themselves and believed in the safety of numbers; the Rash boys hoped that they could teach the Play children to do likewise.

Failed invasion

Earlier, the Rash boys had taken part in a failed diplomatic infiltration of Play territory in which they had pretended to be orphans, but were unable to buy themselves transportation to the Play capital city of Pūpepas where they had planned to stir up dissent. Therefore the kids realized that the only reliable way to get transportation through Play territory was to allow themselves to be kidnapped. This was part of the reason they had decided to narrow their focus to just the Seeds; nonetheless, they soon changed their plans yet again after realizing that none of their soldiers had ever been released after being abducted.

Mission in Pāpaŋa

From previous missions, the Rashes knew that the Seeds were planning to abduct a girl named Stargazer from the lowlands of Pāpaŋa. Therefore on the night of August 19, 4192, the Rash boys followed the kidnappers down the mountains and towards the town where Stargazer lived.

Use of military ciphers

Stargazer was twelve years old and had an older brother who was already in the Play army. However, she had already become well-versed in the Players' military ciphers, particularly the vutuaim cipher, without his help, and the boys figured that the kidnappers wanted her so that she could teach them to break the Players' codes. The boys were interested in these ciphers themselves, as it was knowledge that no other Cooks knew, and perhaps even out of reach of all non-Players. With the ability to read Players' secret communications, the boys could help turn the tide of the war in their favor. But they again stressed that their primary motivation was to protect the young girl from the army of kidnappers.

Battle of the Tall Grass

In the town of Nipapa, the Rashes saw combat for the first time. They had successfully followed the Seed kidnappers down the mountains, moving almost silently, and because it was already late at night, they passed through undetected. Because of their prior contacts, they knew the terrain almost as well as the locals did, and almost as well as the Seeds. They were afraid to ambush the seeds along the mountain trails because it was so dark that they could not be sure of how many Seeds there were, and did not want to fight a losing battle. The boys hoped that they could meet the Seeds in the city, where the noise of the battle would alert the townspeople that an attempt at kidnapping was taking place.

This town was named for the sharp, tall grass (nipapaa) that grew around the fringes of the town. This made travel difficult, especially at night, and the plants injured the young soldiers repeatedly as they moved down the mountainside. Nonetheless, proud of their claimed natural hardiness, the troop pressed on.

As the men approached the town, the boys increased their speed, despite the increasing natural obstacles. They formed a circle around the men at some distance, and a smaller half-circle closer in; this was their battle formation. The soldiers closer in would take on the kidnappers in combat, while those further out would prevent escape. The boys were able to do all of this without being detected by the men because it was both very dark and very windy that night; moreover they were much quieter than the men with their thick armor.

Just as the men approached the house, the boys launched their attack. Only now did the boys realize how small the Seeds' troop was: seemingly about a dozen men, albeit heavily armed and protected by thick armor. Knowing they now had immense numerical superiority, the boys began throwing rocks at the men, hoping to fool them into thinking that Stargazer was outside. But the men forced their way into the house, except for one man who blocked the entrance, leaving the boys trapped outside. The boys closest to the man then stood aside, allowing the other boys to continue throwing rocks at him, knowing that he was unlikely to move.

Hike up the mountain

The boys then tightened their circle formation as the men emerged from the house. The boys hoped that if they could trap the men within their circle, the noise of the battle would wake up the townspeople, who would then side with the boys after realizing they were fighting the kidnappers. However, the larger, stronger adult soldiers quickly pushed through the boys' circle and knocked them down, creating a path for the men who were holding Stargazer to follow through. The boys had not expected this because they had not seen combat before and did not realize how comparatively small they were. But they knew that they were also much faster than the men, and that they could keep pursuing them as they ran through the wilderness, and that they could do so at a considerable distance where the men would not be able to knock them aside.

Aftermath

Thus the boys escaped with their new ally, Stargazer, who willingly came to reside in the territory of the Cooks (not the Rashes, as they felt they were in too much danger). They also impounded the captured Seed soldiers in prison, even knowing that the Seeds were unlikely to bargain for their release.

Stargazer taught the Play ciphers to the boys and girls in the Rash and Cook militaries. She also had a much simpler cipher of her own, and gave some of the boys new names. Lamb came to call himself Usasas while Mint became Tu.

The Players promised that they would soon recapture Stargazer and that the knowledge of the ciphers would never reach the adult soldiers in the traditional Counter army still holding on in the east.

Butterfly strategy

The Rashes then prepared for more missions, using the so-called Butterfly strategy: to stay just out of reach. The boys understood that it was foolish for them to think they could handle traditional combat against the better-armed adult Seed men, and so they planned to draw the Seeds into an endless pursuit where the Rash soldiers, being without protective armor, would outrun the Seeds, take time away from the Seeds' trafficking operations, and possibly allow captured Play children an escape. They thus declared the formation of the Chrysalis (Yeveiyapu), just north of where the Flower Bees had fifty years earlier lived in their Hive.

The Rashes believed that their new war strategy would insulate them from harm by forcing their enemies to constantly chase them and then fight in unfamiliar terrain. But they knew that they could not entirely avoid combat and that they could not expect to push through enemy lines if they found themselves surrounded.

Denial of permission

But the Players announced that the boys' humanitarian missions were still crimes according to Play law. Because the boys were intending to keep the children they rescued, the Players classified them as enemy soldiers. Earlier, the Players had stated that the boys had their sympathy, but not their support. But now the Players withheld even that, and deliberately antagonized the boys at diplomatic meetings, saying that they were no better than the Seeds, and deserved any calamities that might befall them. The Players had not actually gone cold, but they believed that only a show of force would convince the Rashes that they needed to surrender and return to their homelands in the west.

The Rashes again confirmed that they were doing what they meant to do, and that their humanitarian goals (saving children from kidnapping) were more important than the politics of the adult world around them. Therefore the Rashes prepared to fight the Players and Seeds simultaneously as they worked to free the younger children from their abductors.

Ultimatum

Therefore the Players called for a hurried diplomatic meeting with the Cook-Rash coalition, and warned that it may be their last. Unlike all other meetings, the Players did not allow the children to speak.

The Players then demanded that the children guide one group of Play soldiers to the location where Stargazer was being held, and guide other Play soldiers to any remaining settlements still run by children, and turn these over to the Players. The Players warned that if the children disobeyed, the Players would launch a total war against the children, caring no more for their blood or tears, and then when they had recaptured the girl they would move westward to take control of the Clover kingdom.

The children wanted to explain that they were humanitarians who believed that rescuing children was more important than winning wars, and that they had been rescuing her from a group of men that was operating in Play territory and was also at war with the Players. And yet, realizing that they had never won an argument against an adult diplomat, the young children of the Cook and Rash armies denied the Players' request for the return of the young cryptographer, and declared war against the Players. The Players then imprisoned the Cook and Rash diplomats to stop the word from reaching the children living further out.

Battles in the highlands

The Players told the soldiers assigned to the Stargazer mission that their enemies were the 120,000 young Lilypad children in the Cook, Rash, Clover, and Scorpion armies. The Scorpions were not yet Lilypads, but the Players assumed that all child soldiers would join hands immediately when they discovered who they were fighting.

Situation at home

The Players understood that they would have a difficult time explaining why they were threatening to kill 120,000 children just to regain one girl whom they had previously shown little interest in protecting. Moreover, the surprisingly detailed plans for the new campaign suggested that the Players had been planning the invasion for a long time and that Stargazer's so-called abduction was merely a convenient excuse.

But they also knew that many Players at home simply did not believe that there existed nations to their north run entirely by children, preferring to believe instead that the young children their soldiers had met on previous missions were simply being pushed onto the front lines by cowardly adults. Therefore they decided to announce the war openly, also saying that they were not sure of the situation behind enemy lines but suspected that the children may have broken up and begun attacking each other.

Battle plans leaked

At this time, there were still thousands of Rashes hiding out in Nama, because the Players still did not have control of this territory despite it being south and east of the Players' latest advances. The terrain was simply too rugged for the Players to efficiently patrol it.

Rashes move north

Therefore the Rashes soon learned of the new war as well, and decided that, as humanitarians, they needed to move back to their homeland and protect the Lilypads.

Happy Queen returns

The Happy Queen defected at this time from the Players to the Cooks. She was living in Cook territory and had been on the move to stay out of trouble; she was one of the few diplomats who still had contacts with the unloved and nearly defunct Raspara party.

She hoped that the Cooks would listen to her battle plans, but the Cooks angrily told her that they would rather be slaughtered in their campsites than to trust another adult. The Queen sadly agreed that it had been a bad idea for her to come to them and said that she would move eastward to Counterland, the only remaining Cold nation still run by adults.

Searching the wilderness

The Players assigned to the wilderness considered themselves invincible because the territory was so sparsely inhabited by humans, and because the only humans legally present were the children who had proven incapable of injuring, let alone killing, the Play soldiers. They understood their orders included the conquest of all resistors, including by force, and that they had to obey their commanders.

Plans for conquest

The Players divided their army into small groups, each taking responsibility for a specific area of land so that they would not overlap each other. With ex-sailors leading the troops, these soldiers did not need maps to know their exact location. They noted the irony of being sent on a mission to capture a girl named Stargazer when star-gazing was their own primary means of navigation in the wilderness.

The Players assumed that the children were on the move, but could not move quickly in the rugged terrain. The Players, due to their thick body armor, would be even slower. Therefore they could not chase the young soldiers around.

In the long term, the Players wanted to gain the advantage of speed by taming mountain-hardy animals so they could rest their legs and ride around faster than their enemies could run. The Play army had very few such animals because the Players had pushed out the most appropriate animals to maximize their own food supply and because their people had only recently pushed into mountain territory.

Battle of Čupiafanaa

One troop of Players, roaming the Čupiafanaa tallgrass meadows, found a campsite that seemed as though it had been recently occupied. This was an area of Cook territory only a short distance from the border.

Discovery of Stargazer

The girl was using an outdoor bathroom and thus temporarily separated from the Cooks. The Players wanted to lift her up cooperatively and run rapidly into the grass so they would be difficult to see.

Then, the Cooks ambushed the Players and promised that unlike previous Cook battalions they had no interest in surrender.

The Play soldiers stayed with the same plan. They wanted to grab Stargazer and push through the Cook soldiers using her as a shield, so that the Cook boys could not resist. But the Cooks had reassigned their strongest soldiers to this mission and the Play men could not safely do this. The Cooks therefore fought the Players in a conventional battle, and since this troop of Players was just a tiny piece of the larger search team, the Cooks won the battle and Stargazer escaped into the wilderness with the Cooks.

Plans for further cooperation

The Rash and Cook armies wanted to bring her to safety in Clover territory, figuring the Players were unlikely to ever progress so far west, but they had heard warnings from the Clovers that no land in the world was safe any longer. Their shared mission nonetheless brought the three young troops closer together, and they felt that perhaps their goals were in agreement after all, since they all supported the humanitarian missions.

The young soldiers in the Cook and Rash armies were however growing increasingly frustrated at their inability to project their power. None of the three armies of children had so far killed even a single enemy soldier, having only taken enemies prisoner. They had all originally had separate reasons for this, but had come to hope a no-kill strategy would discourage their enemies from using violence against them. Yet the Seeds had killed young Rash soldiers in their few instances of close combat, and had shown no interest in engaging with the Rashes diplomatically. And because the Players and other armies had captured thousands of young Cook and Rash soldiers by forcing them into mass surrenders, the young leaders assumed that some of those children had by now been killed as well or had died of other causes.

Therefore the Rashes decided to suspend their no-kill strategy, and to kill the men they had captured and had been forced to feed and care for as they moved about from place to place. The Cooks agreed to this and believed that the Clovers would agree as well. At the same time, the Rashes predicted their looming defeat, saying that neither they nor the Cooks had the means to fight a traditional war, whether their enemies killed them or captured them, and that the Players could easily escalate their attacks at any time by transferring soldiers from the eastern front where the outnumbered Counter army was still attempting to hold on.

Players push north

The Players sent tens of thousands of adult male soldiers into Nama now, beginning their largest-ever conventional military invasion. Led by generals like Vavatabūa, the Players thrust rapidly into the remaining Counter territory, saying that they might finish off the adult resistors before they went to work on the children.

War against the Scorpions

Seeing events turn in their favor, the Players decided to take on the Scorpion military force after all, figuring that they could impress upon the small children in the Scorpion army that their fantasies were not real, and that true power belonged to the Play conventional army.

They planned to be as nonviolent as possible, hoping that the Scorpion children would grow into Play adults as they realized that the Players had rescued them from their doom.

Continued meetings with children

The Players had continued to host diplomatic meetings with the various groups of children, continually stressing that the war was hopeless, but that the Players understood why they would not surrender in such an unfair war. They stated that the Players were doing their best to be gentle, and that while they would not mirror the kids' no-kill strategy, the children could spare themselves a great deal of bloodshed by submitting to the Players before their other enemies could reach them.

The Players also announced that the war in the east was effectively over, the Players' army of more than 90,000 men having quickly crushed the few thousand adult male Counter soldiers along with their wives and children.

The Players thus promised to extend their war to the enemies inside, and said that their all-female police force would soon be as strong as their army. They threatened to kill 1.6 million bystanders just to find one criminal, saying only that they would spare young children who promised to join the Play party as soon as they reached adolescence, and agreed to live in work camps until then.

Challenges to minor parties

As the war spread, both the Pacifist party and the two new militarist parties realized they would be inevitably drawn into the conflict and had already alienated both sides. The Players realized that this could help them in their war, as despite their recent territorial losses, they had succeeded in maintaining the Play party's monopoly on power in their territory, and the new schools had only reached children living in the conflict zones of Nama.

The Players hoped that they could push the Pacifists into Cold territory, weakening the Cold defense, while sparing the lives of Pacifists so that they would not give up pacifism and fight the Play invasion.

Counters attack

Western Counter movement

In a last desperate hope, the adult Counter soldiers abandoned the eastern front entirely so they could cross through the wilderness into the territory of their children, the Cooks and Rashes. By now they assumed family relationships had been effectively lost, with many casualties on both sides and likely difficult emotional wounds to heal. The Counters were not planning to reunite with or rescue their children from battle, but in fact, to make a surprise attack on the Play territory of Subumpam, where they felt past political conflicts might have made Play support weak. The Counters hoped that they could score an unexpected victory here, or at least spark a civil war, which would greatly weaken the Players' ability to project their power in the north.

Endorsement of the Lilypads

There were children still in Counterland, the ones who were too young to have safely made the journey the previous year when the family separation became solidified. Because the men's migration would make Counterland a nation with no adult male population, the Counters invited their wives and children to follow them along a northern path through the wilderness, and then continue on further westwards, towards the Cooks' trade road, as the men moved south towards the Players. Here, they planned to join the Little Country, which they also referred to as the Lilypad Association. They thus promised to respect the Cook-Clover binational state, and not to frustrate the children by yet again crushing them under an adult power structure.

The Counters also promised to obey the children, and stated that the movement of adult soldiers to the western front would finally take the children out of the unfair war and allow them to get on with their lives as politicians. Nonetheless, they also promised they would no longer attempt to dissuade young Rash and Cook soldiers from joining the invasion, as they knew that the Players vastly outnumbered even the combined Cook-Counter-Rash army and that they would need all the help they could get.

Thus the Counters crossed into the Cook territories, greeted the young soldiers patrolling the unmarked border, and explained their plans to move southward. At this time, the new Cook-Rash coalition was still hoping to rescue children from the holdings of the Seed kidnappers, which were mostly in the highlands to the north of Subumpam, but also extended into Subumpam (the state of Pāpaŋa, where Stargazer had lived, was part of Subumpam).

Battle of Ŋasupuniūa

The Counters invaded the territory of the Eggs, Subumpam, which by this time was ethnically mixed because the Eggs and their slaves had mostly both remained in the area, while the Eggs had lost control of the western territories from which they had earlier come. One territory they invaded was called Ŋasupuniūa or Ŋasupunikuu.

The Players were at this very time also invading the same territory. This was possible because of the extremely rough terrain, and this was also why the Seeds, Rashes, and Cooks had been able to easily break into the area.

The Players also moved a separate battalion of soldiers into the southern coast area, which the other armies could not access. They claimed that their invasion was friendly whereas the Counters had arrived to exploit the locals. Nonetheless, some Eggs had converted to the Swamp Kids a few generations earlier, and many among these had then moved on to join the Cold Men and then the Counters. This is why the Cold Men in this immediate region were racially mixed and no longer thought of themselves as a tribe. Other Eggs had joined the Players, while still others had remained Eggs. There were also the descendants of child slaves who had joined none of the above parties, though most had eventually chosen one of the above three.

Pacifist approach

The Counters had the support of some locals, but sought to push the locals into the front lines of battle and thus had to compete with the local pacifists who provided shelter for people who saw no reason to join the war.

The Stargazer movement took root here, bringing pacifism to the Counters just when they needed to rally their troops to war; however, the Stargazers also pulled soldiers away from the Players. Previously, support for pacifism had been mostly confined to Nama, where the war had been two-sided and conventional, but now pacifists in Subumpam appealed to members of parties who endorsed neither the Counters nor the Players, as well as deserters from the two larger armies who felt that the Play and Counter parties had too much in common to fight a war.

Player victory

The Players thus regained control of the Egg territories in this battle, and did not seek to push out the Eggs, because they believed that the Eggs would voluntarily convert to the Play party. Nonetheless, those who refused were given no power in the government. The Eggs also did not get control of their original territory back, as it was lost to both the Players and the Eggs by this time (still being ruled by the Firestones with the support of Wax).

Contact with Moonshine

Moonshine joined the Counter side in the war, but warned that they remained committed to pacifism, and would do nothing to help the Counters on the battlefield; their only commitment was that the Counters could flee into Moonshine territory if they lost their war. Furthermore, as true pacifists, the Moonshines also allowed the Players to flee into their territory, provided they move to the state of Hōki, open to refugees and war criminals alike.

The Counters were frustrated by this development, as they knew that Moonshine's help would be useless, and yet that allying with Moonshine would alienate potential outside allies in the war who had come to oppose Moonshine for other reasons. Furthermore, as a feminist society with a power structure similar to the Players, any Moonshines who left their tribe would almost certainly become Players, since the Counters offered few positions of power to their women, and this could not easily be changed.

Hamatap rebellion

Proving the Counters correct, the Hamatap tribe of eastern Nama rebelled from Moonshine and joined the Play army. They did not speak the Play language, but most spoke Moonshine. Though they were few in number, the Hamatap soldiers rejected pacifism, and seemed likely to offer more help to the Players than the vastly more numerous Moonshines gave to the Counters.

New head of state

These events may be out of order because they were pasted from a disjoint notes section.

The Cold party had up until now been using the Swamp Kids' form of government, which had been inherited from the Players, and was essentially a masculinized Play system with no single head of state. Since the Cold Men noticed that most governments lacking a single head of state were feminists, they decided to invest power in a president (Play kiaa, Late Andanese gihakunua), just as the Scorpions had done.

First presidential election

The Cold nation remained a multiparty democracy, with the Pacifists, Scorpions, and Leashes all theoretically able to outvote the Cold Men, but the Cold Men promised that they would discard the votes of any party whose members seemed dedicated to sabotaging the Cold Men's war effort. Voting rights among the Cold Men were still restricted to men, but the other parties allowed both men and women; for this reason, the Cold Men counted their own votes twice.

The Cold Men elected a president named Nauvaatuā. (Both presidents' names began with the same /naū/, but this was not unusual in personal names and they did not see it a sign of friendship.)

Meeting with Counters

The Players' advances had excluded their enemies from Nama (though the Players did not conquer all of Nama, the areas they left behind were out of reach of the Cold armies). Thus, the Players controlled their own lowlands, the mountains of Nama, and the lowlands on the far side of Nama. This had been their main goal in the previous wars, but they had only just now achieved it.

NOTES

The following is an older writeup that repeats information that has now been explained above. These are not later battles and the local battles in this section may not even extend into 4193 despite mentioning a battle in 4194 in Baeba.

Demographic shifts

By this point, population shifts and slightly lower fertility rates among the Players had reversed the longstanding demographic situation: while Play children still outnumbered adults, the balance was not so extreme as it had been during the Players' first few decades, while the Cold Men had recently lost most of their adult male population. Traditionally, the Players had considered their young population to be a strength, as their population had kept growing despite plagues, wars, and defections. Now the Players seemed likely to win the war from the opposite side, as they had an adult male army much larger than their enemies, eager for war, and yet the Players retained their transnational appeal to youth, as young Cooks seemed to grow ever warmer to a formal alliance with the Players even though they knew that the Players could easily invade and occupy the Cook territories without fear of an insurgency.

The Players had just invaded Nama, and the Cold Men had joined the war to protect Nama from the Players. Thus the Weather War began; it was also known as the Third Mallard War by the Players.

The Cold Men had just committed themselves to a new war against the Players, partly as revenge for the Players' invasion of Nama, and partly to more easily take control of Nama for the Cold party. But without a sizable army to fight their war, the Cold Men realized that they would either need to send child soldiers, as the Players had often done, or admit that they could not help Nama in this new war. This in turn relied on the assumption that the Play army preferred to attack Nama rather than the Cold Men.

The Players had always considered the Cold Men the strongest army in the region, while Nama had no standing army at all, having been reduced to ungovernable wilderness hundreds of years earlier. The Players had admitted publicly that the only reason that the Players had ever invaded Nama was because the Play population had outgrown its seaside habitat and needed more land to live on. A recent Play census showed that the total population was similar to what it had been fifty years earlier — slightly over one million — but the Players were now confined to a much smaller area of land, as they had lost territory in wars against the Cold Men, the Eggs, and Xema, and had only recently reconquered the rebels in Thaoa.

The Players had always apologized for attacking Nama, which had never attacked the Players, but now the Players had an opportunity to fight the Cold Men, which they hoped would draw third parties into the war on the side of the Players. Nonetheless, because the Play army admitted that they had begun the war by attacking a defenseless third party, they realized that they might still be fighting alone.

The Players thus escalated their conventional war against the Cold Men, saying that their adult army would defeat the Cook children without the need for great bloodshed, and would then isolate the much more violent Scorpions by physically trapping them between the strongholds set up by the Scorpion adult guardians, such that the guardians would appear to have taken the children prisoner.

Against the Leash army and the villagers of Nama, the only adult armies in the region, the Players expected to face a more even battle, but the Play military strategists doubted that even in the whole of Nama there could be 90,000 adult male soldiers left, and that the Leash army was small as well. Lastly, the Players expected that the Pacifists would submit to the Players once they realized the inevitability of defeat.

Occupation of Thaoa

The Cold Men's declaration of war ended the Players' willingness to incorporate Thaoa back into the Play Empire with full citizenship rights. Thaoa was small, having been originally home to just a tiny fraction of the Play population, but the Players had lost so much land and sea that they realized the need to assert full control over Thaoa.

Events in Baeba

Yet another insult to the Cold Men came in 4194, when the pacifist nation of Moonshine invaded the Little Country, a kingdom based in Baeba Swamp which had been founded by the Pioneer wing of the Swamp Kids. Moonshine was not the strongest army in this war, but when the Cold Men realized that Moonshine had fought a war in Baeba Swamp while refusing to fight a war in Nama, the Cold Men considered declaring that Moonshine did not deserve peace, and that they could be justifiable targets in a war. Moonshine's diplomats had no reaction to this, as they quickly realized their allies in the Little Country war had betrayed them and were now themselves threatening to invade Moonshine even as they admitted that Moonshine had done nothing to deserve such treatment.

Aftermath

By 4195, diplomats were claiming that STW was the source of all the problems with the Cold nation, and that STW had dismantled the adult power structure of four nations — Amade, Anzan (that is, the Cold Men), TLC, and Šanaampu (a province in Player territory) — by forcing adults into war and then forcing unfit children into power where they could be easily pushed around. The Cooks, still considering themselves quite young, were unwilling to hear this, as they could not accept an argument based on the premise that they were unfit for power.

Notes

Notes on weather and timing

Canonically, Lamb and Mint ("the Šaŋašīs boys") won their war, but in doing so simultaneously destroyed their own homeland and that of the Raspara. Then, they fled to Nama and said "Did we do the right thing?" But the Players survived by also fleeing into Nama.

Šaŋašīs is the Play word for an allergic reaction to an insect sting.

Even though the Cold Men won their war, in the original writeup their enemy was the Warm Men and not the Players. The original writeup is lost to time and may in fact have never been written down (though the aftermath, involving the boys fleeing to Nama, was described in precise detail). It may be that the boys were not involved in the attack after all and merely had the power to flee whereas most others did not. Nonetheless, they surely had some sort of military power.

Note also that in the original timeline, the Weather War was a very brief event, and took place before the outflow of Pioneers to Baeba. Indeed, the Weather War so destroyed the Cold homeland that the Pioneers had little choice but to flee. This also explains the sudden fall of the Raspara. In this original reckoning, the Cold Men's drive to push out the Players (that is, the Warm Men) was so important that they were willing to destroy most of their own homeland to achieve it. Thus the move to Baeba took place for entirely different reasons than is written here. Also, the means by which the Cold-Pioneer coalition army came to be dominated by the young children is poorly explained, because if the Weather War predated the move to Baeba, the army would have still been comprised of traditional adult soldiers.