Orphaned languages of Teppala
Asup
One of a few names for a conlang I created in 1997 and played with for about a year afterwards. It was rigidly structured, and good at expressing religious concepts. For example, the root word for church was an, and there were two roots for God: al and m. (I believe that I didnt capitalize them.) There was also a syllabic m, which could be short or long (this was around the time that the song MMMBop came out).
Wamian
Not really a single language, "the Wamian language" is essentially a term for any lanuggae consisting of features I dont like, which goes to the nation of "Wamia", which itself is not a single nation but rather a term for any nation fulfilling a similar role.
When I was 10 years old, Wamian was essentially English spoken by a child with a speech impediment. So severe was his speech impediment that he didnt replace all /l/ and /r/ sounds with /w/, as stereotypical toddlers did ,but instead replaced all /l/, /r/, and /w/ sounds with /b/. (As some toddlers do.) Thus Wamians "couldnt even say their own country's name".