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==A baby was born talking: it described heaven==
==''Mok kweþ m kadr kwowelm: mok wirð brentkadr k klont.''==

*Husband 
*It'll be all right, honey.
*''Mok dimp k holthalb: «Pilk þwâlt kwodreþk, ponwipt þ þkwâm.»''

*Midwife 
*Push, dear, push!
*''Mok dimp k þprind: «W meþt klûtl, yilt þ þkwâm!»''

*Wife 
*Arghh!
*''Mok dimp k holtyar: «Heeeeeeeeet!»''

*Midwife 
The baby is crowning, dear. It's nearly over. Push, dear, push!

Husband 
It'll be all right, honey.
Wife 
Arghh!!
Midwife 
The head is outside.
Baby 
Wow, I didn't think that I would see this place.
Midwife 
Arghh!!!
Wife 
Huh?
Midwife 
Um, push, dear, push!
Husband 
It'll be all right, honey.
Baby 
Someone should put some clothes on me! All of us had fine robes in the past.
Wife 
Who is talking?
Baby 
Hi, mother, I'm your son. I didn't like the name "Connor". Please do not name me that. It was too trendy.
Wife 
This is some kind of trick. Male how does this?
Midwife 
Now I am after cutting the umbilical cord.
Baby 
I knew an angel with the name "Peter". That's a good name. Name me "Peter".
Wife 
Aaaaaah!
Baby 
I am thirsty, but I will not - no, no, no - drink at the breast.
Midwife 
Stay still, um, Peter.
Baby 
Nine months ago I drank wine.
Wife 
Aaaaaah!
Baby 
Aaaaaah!
Husband 
It'll be all right, honey.
The headline of an important newspaper the next day writes, "A baby was born talking: it described heaven."

==''Mok kweþ m kadr kwowelm: mok wirð brentkadr k klont.''==
*''Mok dimp k holthalb: «Pilk þwâlt kwodreþk, ponwipt þ þkwâm.»''
*''Mok dimp k þprind: «W meþt klûtl, yilt þ þkwâm!»''
*''Mok dimp k holtyar: «Heeeeeeeeet!»''