Mouse
Mouse Language/EE Speak Mouse Today! [Ng-EE-Pooh Pooh-ng-EE-Ah-Tzooh-EE]
Syllables: Ah
Tzooh
Ng
EE
Pooh
Words:
Predatorily threat [cat]- Ah-EE-EE
Non-predatorily threat [mousetrap]- EE-EE-Ah
Greeting [hello/goodbye]- (hello/tail twitch) Tzooh-ng-pooh
Affirmative/Negative- (Affirmative/nose twitch) EE-ng-Ah
Mate [birth/death/life/excrement]- Ng-Pooh
Edible/Potable Substances [food]-Pooh-pooh
Mousehole/all punctuation- Pooh-ng-EE-Ah-Tzooh-EE
I [me/us/he/she/we/they]- Pooh-Ah
State of unconsiousness [sleep] and state of conciousness [awake-ness {with tail twitch}]- Pooh-Tzooh
Light [as well as light-coloured [with clawing motion of right paw] and dark/dark-coloured [with clawing motion of left paw]- Tzooh
All verbs except for to mate, to live, to be, and to emit excrement-Ng
To emit excrement [and to mate (tail twitch)]-Ah
Mouse (and all things relating to mice)-EE
All other animals except for penguins- Ng-Ng-Ng-Ng-Ng-Pooh-EE
Time (in any state)-Pooh
Penguins/electrical wiring-EE-EE-Ng-Tzooh
All other nouns [except for those mentioned above]- EE-Pooh-Ah-Pooh
There is one rule in mouse grammar: There are no rules except for this one, which many forget anyway.
Traditionally, you must say the least important matters first.
A note to those who wish to be particularly fluent: First, to be is implied, secondly, tail twitches only work if you display your tail prominently, thirdly, penguins are a popular topic of discussion, and it is useful to review little-known facts about penguins, such as they enjoy eating electrical wiring, and fourthly, to show respect, prominently exhibit your tail to your betters and make sure they see: it is useful to shove that area of your body in their nasal areas.
Speak Mouse Today! [Ng-EE-Pooh Pooh-ng-EE-Ah-Tzooh-EE]